How To Play Guitar
How To Play Guitar
This website really gives a comprehensive overview of all the skills needed to play a mean guitar. Quit waisting your time practicing scales and chords... take the shortcut to awesome guitarism and read How to play Guitar by David Fair.
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HAHAHAHAHA
funniest site ever.
among my favorite parts:
"It?s completely up to you to decide hoe it should sound. In fact I don?t tune by the sound at all. I wind the strings until they?re all about the same tightness."
funniest site ever.
among my favorite parts:
"It?s completely up to you to decide hoe it should sound. In fact I don?t tune by the sound at all. I wind the strings until they?re all about the same tightness."
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What a riot! I do like the statement at the end, though:
"The idea isn?t to feel foolish. The idea is to put a pick in one hand and a guitar in the other and with a tiny movement rule the world."
"The idea isn?t to feel foolish. The idea is to put a pick in one hand and a guitar in the other and with a tiny movement rule the world."
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Don't you tell me where my tuning pegs should go, you nazi shit.Later I bought a Fender Telecaster, but it really doesn?t matter what kind you buy as long as the tuning pegs are on the end of the neck where they belong.
I am wangtacular.
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By the way, David Fair has a counterpart in the pro audio world:
http://www.geocities.com/jackortmanaudio/
http://www.geocities.com/jackortmanaudio/
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WTF!!? his LAST NAME is misspelled on that website. This is the information superhighway, folks.NewYorkDave wrote:By the way, David Fair has a counterpart in the pro audio world:
http://www.geocities.com/jackortmanaudio/
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I remember reading that in the liner notes to the Half Jap Greatest Hits 2CD set. Then when I was listening to it, I realized just how damn good some of the guitar playing, drumming and actual engineering of his songs is. Great songs.
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That's just beautiful.
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You know what's REALLY funny? That's basically my whole guitar teaching curriculum. "Just push the strings down, dumbass. It's not that hard. *MEDLEYMEEDLEYMEEDLEYMEEEEEEE!*"
Heurh!
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Lmfao!Bear wrote:Don't you tell me where my tuning pegs should go, you nazi shit.Later I bought a Fender Telecaster, but it really doesn?t matter what kind you buy as long as the tuning pegs are on the end of the neck where they belong.
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What an absolute welt!!
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So let me get this straight - all I have to do is give you my credit card number, and then tell you if I'd prefer the red or the black guitar? The mono or the rack microphone? Talk about taking the hassle out of shopping for hi end gear!By the way, David Fair has a counterpart in the pro audio world:
http://www.geocities.com/jackortmanaudio/
Thanks Jack!
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Trankle wrote:Mono or Rack Microphone, Is there such a thing???? Or am I just stupid???By the way, David Fair has a counterpart in the pro audio world:
http://www.geocities.com/jackortmanaudio/
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
"I eat mop"
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Who's there?
"I eat mop"
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No such thing as a rack micrphone.
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Ha Ha!
Mixing boards: DIGITAL or ANALOG? ...tell me HOW MANY YOU WANT?
Why, I'll take two of each! I have PRO STUDIO to outfit!
And can someone please explain to me the "Multi V" cable? Does such a beast exist?
This site totally makes the bookmarks list.
Peace,
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Mixing boards: DIGITAL or ANALOG? ...tell me HOW MANY YOU WANT?
Why, I'll take two of each! I have PRO STUDIO to outfit!
And can someone please explain to me the "Multi V" cable? Does such a beast exist?
This site totally makes the bookmarks list.
Peace,
A
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