Vlayman (latest)

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1. Taking Hits 03:32
2. I'm not the guy 02:08
3. Alice 03:23
4. Blow Up 02:14
5. Twice 02:36
6. Do ya smell me, Jesus 03:13
7. 1,000 Dreams 03:45
8. Gone by Dawn 04:05

so last century (!!!!) was this group of guys, too young to be hippies, too into booze, pot and 'shrooms to be straight edge, too into psych, country and blues to be metal, too punk to be psych, country, blues or metal, too real to be trendy grunge, too ugly to be rock stars

they fuckin' rocked

released November 26, 2020

see the cassette covers on the song pages for writing, performance, and recording credits

Scumflower c. 1994
Temporary Cover c. 1995

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1989 funk punk:


1. In Yer Face 03:24
2. Beg 04:02
3. Sly 04:52
4. Crime 03:25
5. Leave Me Alone 02:56
6. Most of Us Lie 02:35
7. Don't Ask 02:17
8. Pig 03:27

A big drummer with a big sound, a slappin' monster and a wanky guitar - 1989 power-trio, grindin' out the funk-punk.

Recorded & mixed by Phil Bonnet, RIP.

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1990 alternative;


1. Junkie 05:14
2. I Don't Know 03:28
3. Leave It All Behind 04:57
4. Snake in the Grass 05:38
5. Pig 03:39
6. It's Only Love 04:52
7. Disaster 05:50
8. Bonus 02:49
9. I Don't Know (v. 1) 03:53
10. Junkie (v. 1) 04:34
11. BS 02:08

Tracks 1-4 recorded by Brian Deck; tracks 5-11 recorded with a tascam porta one.

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1. Preacher's Parts 03:52
2. In Context 03:57
3. Walkin' Soft 04:03
4. Evil Sun 03:41
5. Gonna Fall Down 02:59

"Preacher's parts" are what the family gives the local god-botherer when he comes for Sunday chicken dinner.

And he tucks right in, grease on his face, and he leaves with the silver and the extra lace napkins.

An upside-down Bible and the blessing of tear gas were only recently added.

releases December 21, 2020

Writ by: Yo.
Played by: Yo (drums is nettage).
Prodooshed by: Yo.

Incompleted at FetaCentralRecording DDL, Chgo., IL.

Fartwerk: Jose Jones

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1. Dark Winter 03:02
2. Deadman's Sleep 03:30
3. Yet Regret 03:34
4. The Perp Walk 03:46
5. Vultures 04:46

This is the XX, the 10 + 10, the 20th, the FUCKING TWENTIETH e.p. release of ours of 2020,
5 songs each = 100 COVIDCHOONS or DISEASE DITTIES or QUARANTOONS or CORONAJAMS -
whatever ya wanna call 'em.
What did all y'all do during yer isolation lockdown desolation interment vacation?
We hope ya listened to us, and will do so some more, some more.

released December 30, 2020

Silv: acoustic bass, uke, electric guitar, Hawaiian guitar, drums, percussion, virtuosonessosity
and key derrangments
Vlayman: acoustic guitar, utterances, 1 short wankage, mixing & etc.

Recorded at The Silversmith Barn, Commanda, Ontario (Silv)
Recorded at FetaCentralRecording DDL, Chgo., IL (Vlay)
Mixed, etc. at FCRDDL

Fartwork: Jose Jones

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1. Bye Bye, 45 04:25
2. Pardon Me 03:34
3. 2020 03:14
4. Stay Out of My Card Game 04:07
5. Yer Momma's Number 03:28

Truth be told, 2016 through 2020 weren't funny, even when ridiculous. We wish better forthcoming years for all, except those clowns accountable.

released January 21, 2021

Silv: Guitars, drums, keys, upright bass, backing vox, wrote: "Pardon Me", "Bye Bye, 45" and "Stay Out of My Card Game", derranged "2020"
Vlayman: Bass, acoustic guitar, vox, wrote: "2020", "Yer Momma's Number"

Recorded and mixed at The Silversmith Barn, Commanda, Ontario (Silv)
Recorded and masturded at FetaCentralRecording DDL, Chgo., IL (Vlay)

Fartwork: Jose Jones

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