Vlayman (latest)

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1. You Think? 04:26
2. Wishin' You Would 06:31
3. Yer Alley 03:51
4. Nothin'2Me 03:40
5. It Ain't My Fault 03:52

5 in 5 daze.
released August 2, 2018

drums is nettage
all else is yo
fartwerk is Jose Jones
prodoosht and shite at FetaCentralRecording DDL

thanks to J. Mascis for the pedal gain-stage idear

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1. Freezer Burn 03:19
2. Hell Town 03:02
3. Mr. Jones 03:11
4. Jump (Did he?) 03:18
5. Handbags & Toe Rags 03:17

Aiight, so I been listenin' The Cure and NIN and Curve and shite, and figgered I ain't playt to no drum macheen-type stuffs inna while, and never wrote for keys afore, and wanted to use my Bass VI. Plus, I'm kinda broke, and it's too freakin' hot for to go out the house anywhat, and I been wartchin' lotsa Westerns and drinkin' box wine and gin. (Not togevver - I ain' that bad, yet.)
Mixt at 92dB, so listen loud, and while yer atit, have a drinky or 3-4.

released August 26, 2018

Drums: nettage, edited by Bunzo
All else: Vlayman, except ya can hear some birds and cicadas if ya listen close enuff.

Writ, recorded, mixt, masturd, and sequenced at Feta Central DDL, south of Chi, between 8-18 and 8-26-18.

Fartwerk by Jose Jones (pix was taken as recordings made).

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1. Catharsis 04:23
2. My Gun (Leavin' with) 05:24
3. Surprised (I ain't) 04:54

Labor Day weekend, hot as I'm not (lookin'), drinkin'
'spressos and wartchin' the funerals - *RIP, 'Retha* -
this ain't sound nuthin' like 'er.
released September 3, 2018

All noise by yo.
Writ, derranged, playt, recorded, sequenced, masturd
on 9-1 to 9-2-18 at
Feta Central Recording DDL by yo.
Geek note: all-acoustic performance, all tracks recorded in stereo.

Fartwerk by Jose Jones

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1. A Stroke of Genius 04:40
2. The Stickin' Point (w/ Vezina) 03:36
3. Unicorn (My Baby's a) 03:27
4. needyato 03:24
5. Blown With a Wish 04:00

Fall on my head, fall off the wagon, fall for her, fall in lust, fall over, fall of shite, fall short, fall is here.

released September 22, 2018

Vezina did drums on "The Stickin' Point", Yo did ever'thing else at Feta Central Recordin' DDL except fartwerk was Jose Jones.
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My virtual band:



1. The Ballad of Karen McDougal 03:19
2. The Burning Time 03:32
3. Talkin' Trash 03:43
4. Winner Face 03:48
5. Guinevere 04:23

Music from the 2080's, when all new is old, all old is new, and and we are nostalgic for originality. Kinda like today, what?

released October 5, 2018

All guitars, keys, strings, horns: Grankspoine
All bass, "vocals": Vlayman
Drums on no. 1: Nettage
Drums on no. 4: Silversmith
Drums on 2, 3, 5: Vezina

Recurded, mixt, masturd, prodooshed by Vlayman at
Feta Central Recording DDL, Chicago except:
Vezina drums at Renae's Place;
Silversmith drums in Commanda, Canookia;
Granskspoineage in Ye Merry Olde

Fartwerk by Grankspoine

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[markjazzbassist]

i gotta hand it to you man, it seems like you're able to churn out an EP every month, which is prolific to say the least. i admire your commitment to your passion

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Some might call me obsessed, and some more charitable souls say, focussed, but really I'm just nuts and bit a hedonistic.

And very glad I'm not a painter.

But thanx!

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1. Bigger 03:36
2. Dumpster Fire 04:47
3. What I Seen 03:31
4. Crazy Town 03:37
5. El Caucho 04:37

Recorded in the first half of October 2018 at Feta Central Recording DDL, south of Chi. All guitars recorded without a amp, except bass, and lostsa, lotsa pedals, and on bass.

ADVISORY: Kids, don't let yer parents hear you singin' along with the 2-3 or more F-bombs. etc. in songs 4 & 5, herein!

PLEASE VOTE!

released October 16, 2018

drums is heavily-edited nettage, all other noises by yo.
All songs by yo.
Recorded, playt, mixt, masturd, sequenced by yo.
Fartwerk by Jose Jones.

c, '18
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1. I Got Yer Back 04:21
2. Trippin' Up the Stairs 03:35
3. Good Day (Notta Very) 04:07
4. Liein' There (Lookatchoo) 03:31
5. Carried Out 03:44
6. Not As Famous 03:34
7. Killer Filler 03:27

Aiight, some downloaded drummage, some bass what might be too loud, lotsa effected guitars what most certainly is too loud,
better vox mebbe than usual (f*ck you, Jimmy), no keys acuz I forgot, and my typical songs about you, me and
the other killers we don't wanna know.

released November 18, 2018

Drums: nettage
All else: some drunk guy
Writ, derranged, playt, recurded, mixt, masturd, and sequenced at FetaCentralRecording DDL, outside o' Chi.

Fartwerk by Jose Jones (and it stinks).

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1. Do It Herself 03:48
2. Finger 03:14
3. Depressed (I Loved You Best) 04:18
4. The Gift Horse 03:23
5. The Royalist 04:57

It's a dangerous thing, it is, and who knows what it's made of or painted with, much less what's inside of it, and do beware of where it shits because bloody oats ain't the half of it, and when they're hiding it somebody's gotta keep ridin' it, bareback or saddled, aborigine or Greek-stylee, in pleasure and pain, and here it comes again, the Gift Horse ...

released December 17, 2018

drums: nettage, except,
AndyMc: drums on "Depressed"
JimC: drums on "The Royalist" and "Finger"
Bass and vocals: Vlayman
All other sounds: Grankspoine
Prodoosht, performt, recorded, mixt, masturded, sequenced at FetaCentralRecording, DDL, Chicago by Vlayman
Grankspoine's tracks performt and recorded in Ye Merry Olde
Fartwerk: Grankspoine

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1. Sanctions - w JimC 04:10
2. My Worst Instincts - w Jim C 03:57
3. Bottle to the Throttle - w Snarl 03:22
4. Butterflies (Tell Me) - w Silversmith 03:58
5. Good Enuff for Me - w Vezina 03:50
6. Negotiation - w Vezina 05:24
7. BonusEducationalDisco 19:31

2018's clanker

released December 28, 2018

Ever'thang by yo except drums by them as credited (#7's = nettage)
Writ, playt. recurded, mixt, masturd at FetCentral Recording DDL, Chi-town
Fartwerk by Jose Jones
c. '18

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1. Every Scream 03:31
2. Never in Doubt 05:11
3. Put It Away 02:40
4. Lack of Green 04:03
5. Conflagration 05:06

So I'm broke and thirsty and horny and hungry and, well, that's when I make choonage, see.
released January 21, 2019

Ever'thang by yo except drums by JimC.
Writ, playt. recurded, mixt, masturd at FetaCentral Recording DDL, Chi-town.
Fartwerk: Jose Jones

Only a cuppla bottles was killt in the making.

c.'18 Vlayman

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1. No Other Excuse 04:23
2. Licorice 03:41
3. When I Go Out 03:50
4. Borrow My Heart 03:40
5. Window Pane 03:51

Sex, drugs, politics - all the food groups, writ and recorded, mixt and masturd between 1-27 and 2-5-19 at FetaCentralRecording, DDL, somewhere souf of Chi, between -27F and 52F outside, wif snow, rain, ice, fog and even a li'l sunshine goin' on, the rent overdue, the booze runnin' out and the ballz itchin'.

released February 8, 2019

All songs & sounds Vlayman except drums on "WIGO" by JimC and the rest of drums is nettage.
Fartwerk by Jose Jones
c.' 10. Vlayman

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1. She's Gotta 04:14
2. Sweet (I Don't Like It) 04:31
3. Absinthe Hour - with Silversmith 03:33
4. Between Sorrow & Goodbye (The Place) 03:44
5. Lying There (Look At You) 04:54

hoodafonknows

c. '19 Vlayman
released March 2, 2019

"Absinthe Hour" drums, gtrs, keys: Silversmith
"Lying There" drums: nettage
All other drums: JimC
All else: Vlayman
Writ, recorded, mixt, sequenced, masturd at FetaCentralRecording, DDL on the South side of Chi, except Silversmith's trax was done in Commanda, CAN.
Fartwerk by Jose Jones