* + - % FS: Attention Catching Symbols # @ - !

[toothpastefordinner]

High-quality attention-catching symbols for sale. Best prices you'll see. Avoid ebay! Avoid the christmas rush! GET THEM HERE!

@: $24.50
^: $9.00
*: The king of em all! $14.50 SALE!
&: $18.50
%: $29.00 for one, or $77.00 for a 3-pack - *save ten dollars!*
( ): $31.00 per matched pair
[ ]: $34.00 per matched pair
+: $15.50
!: $11.00

Use for message board posts, thread titles, or even USER NAMES! (Void where prohibited)

COMPARE and SAVE! You will NOT find these symbols ANYWHERE ELSE for THESE PRICES! Paypal/MO accepted as well as Visa/Amex/MC. Contact us immediately if interested, because these prices won't last.


drew
www.toothpastefordinner.com

[cgarges]

Are the colons included?

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

[marqueemoon]

Are the colons included?

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

And if so have they been well maintained (freshly "serviced")?

[coniferouspine]

Don't buy these prosumer symbols. You can get them cheaper from Sweetwater than Toothpaste is selling them for here! Save up for the good stuff, you won't regret it. Everyone knows that letters are worth so much more than that Guitar Center character stuff. Me, I'm saving up for a

LIKE

or a

NOT ....

[JASIII]

Have those symbols been re-capped and re-lapped? 'Cause I'm not paying a tech like $300 fucking dollars after i buy them!!!!

[loosegravel]

I found a matched pair of "whats all this then?"' vintage english phrases when a radio station threw them out last summer.

[seeabove]

Dude, save yourself the money and build your own punctuation marks. I started out with an Umlaut before building my first Ellipsis in high school and I learned a ton about selling shit. Also, $30 is way too much to pay for a matched pair of Neumann Parentheses. I made my own out of a couple of dashes I picked up at Radio Shack for like $2 and just stretched them out into curves.

Try varying the placement of the symbols, too. You'll get a different response each time. For example, everyone knows that "L@@K!" goes on the end of the ad, like this - it's like putting a 57 on a snare! Instead, try it at the front, like these...
L@@K! It's a bird!
L@@K! It's a plane!
No, L@@K! It's Superman!

Do your punctuation in your bedroom like me. Check out my handiwork...
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I didn't have to pay some tweed-wearing-grammarian $250 an hour at one of those fancy colleges to come up with those, either. No, I took the Albini approach, and created the right space and simply captured the punctuation that was in the sentences. It's cool, I think you'll like it...

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[JASIII]

Ah whatever this is a waste of my time, this isn't even the font Walter Sear would use. amatuers!

[TapeOpHillary]

hi. can the percentage sign be mod'd so that i can have some extra space around the slash?
thanks

[tiger vomitt]

Are the colons included?

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

And if so have they been well maintained (freshly "serviced")?

i serviced your granny's colon just yesterday. what a coincidence.

[supafuzz]

I wanna buy this one [ / ] and then get a court order and stop the guitar player from guns & roses from calling himself that

[loosegravel]

i serviced your granny's colon just yesterday. what a coincidence.

zing!

[object88]

Save up for the good stuff, you won't regret it. Everyone knows that letters are worth so much more than that Guitar Center character stuff. Me, I'm saving up for a LIKE or a NOT ....

Better get'em quick, while they last. Microsoft just applied for a patent for IsNot, so you may not be able to find alternatives before long.

[tubejay]

Oh baby, I need an enema.

[jtienhaara]

SCAM ALERT

Everyone knows you can't make cartoon swears without #.

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