Your asshole reviewed online
- wayne kerr
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Your asshole reviewed online
Hey guys,
If you've got full-length asshole, professionally packaged with a UPC code, you can now get a guaranteed review permanently posted for your asshole online at:
http://assclass.com
Send a hi res picture of your asshole and a specification as to who you'd like to review your asshole to:
The Epicurean Monk
P.O. Box 5579
Plymouth MI 48170
What assclass.com is offering is for a new asshole owner to gather another resource for a presskit. The veritable one-sheet is necessary for any endeavours the owner of the asshole may pursue.
Do you guys really think assholes get reviewed in commercial publications for free? It's called 'ass-buy'.
Don't need the guaranteed review? Then don't send Jeff a picture of your asshole.
Please note, a professional of Jeff's stature does not do this for free. You will have the rare opportunity to have your asshole reviewed by one of the best in the business. Don't let this opportunity slip by... errrr.... out.... errr... through your fingers. In order to receive your guaranteed permananent asshole review, you must first send the picture of your asshole to Jeff and then Paypal $4,000 to SissyM@assclass.com and Ms. Hankshaww will let Jeff know that your asshole may be reviewed. I know it sounds like a lot of money, but think of the value of Jeff's time and how much street cred your asshole will gain from a totally unbiased Jeff Robinson review.
Don't delay! Order now!
Please note, Jeff only review's male assholes. If you are a girl, you'll need to send a picture of your asshole to me and I'll gladly paste... err... post my comments on my private website on my computer at home that nobody sees, except me (and my girlfriend that one time she accidentally opened the folder marked 'Taxes 2003.' Shit.)
If you've got full-length asshole, professionally packaged with a UPC code, you can now get a guaranteed review permanently posted for your asshole online at:
http://assclass.com
Send a hi res picture of your asshole and a specification as to who you'd like to review your asshole to:
The Epicurean Monk
P.O. Box 5579
Plymouth MI 48170
What assclass.com is offering is for a new asshole owner to gather another resource for a presskit. The veritable one-sheet is necessary for any endeavours the owner of the asshole may pursue.
Do you guys really think assholes get reviewed in commercial publications for free? It's called 'ass-buy'.
Don't need the guaranteed review? Then don't send Jeff a picture of your asshole.
Please note, a professional of Jeff's stature does not do this for free. You will have the rare opportunity to have your asshole reviewed by one of the best in the business. Don't let this opportunity slip by... errrr.... out.... errr... through your fingers. In order to receive your guaranteed permananent asshole review, you must first send the picture of your asshole to Jeff and then Paypal $4,000 to SissyM@assclass.com and Ms. Hankshaww will let Jeff know that your asshole may be reviewed. I know it sounds like a lot of money, but think of the value of Jeff's time and how much street cred your asshole will gain from a totally unbiased Jeff Robinson review.
Don't delay! Order now!
Please note, Jeff only review's male assholes. If you are a girl, you'll need to send a picture of your asshole to me and I'll gladly paste... err... post my comments on my private website on my computer at home that nobody sees, except me (and my girlfriend that one time she accidentally opened the folder marked 'Taxes 2003.' Shit.)
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
I just put a check and a picture of my asshole in the mail. This is awesome. Thanks for offering this wonderful service.
Re: Your asshole reviewed online
What's an asshole?
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- wayne kerr
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
No, you were supposed to send your asshole picture to Jeff and paypal your $4000 to me! Uggghhhh....thekingandcaroline wrote:I just put a check and a picture of my asshole in the mail. This is awesome. Thanks for offering this wonderful service.
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Hunter S. Thompson
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
Oh. Whoops. Jeff is getting the money. You're getting the picture of my asshole. Sorry.sissy_hankshaw wrote:No, you were supposed to send your asshole picture to Jeff and paypal your $4000 to me! Uggghhhh....thekingandcaroline wrote:I just put a check and a picture of my asshole in the mail. This is awesome. Thanks for offering this wonderful service.
That'll be $40.
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
What is your policy on receiving actual assholes? Do they have to be human?
Thanks,
D
Thanks,
D
- wayne kerr
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
We only accept photos. We don't have Ed Gein in the back room! And yes, they must be human. Thank you for your inquiry.TwistedTones wrote:What is your policy on receiving actual assholes? Do they have to be human?
Thanks,
D
SMH
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Hunter S. Thompson
- wayne kerr
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
OK, we're gonna have a TapeOp special next week - only $3999 to review your asshole online. Happy GD Christmas scumbags!
SMH
SMH
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Hunter S. Thompson
Re: Your asshole reviewed online
I saw some at the store in a jar - pickled assholes...
I am completely sorry I ever said that!
I am completely sorry I ever said that!
- wayne kerr
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
THANK YOU FOR SENDING A PICTURE OF YOUR ASSHOLE. It will be reviewed shortly.A.L. wrote:
SMH
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Hunter S. Thompson
Re: Your asshole reviewed online
HEY!
I SENT YOU US$40 AND A COLOUR PHOTO OF MY ASSHOLE AND YOU REAMED ME!
I SENT YOU US$40 AND A COLOUR PHOTO OF MY ASSHOLE AND YOU REAMED ME!
?What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears.? -- Seneca
- jtienhaara
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
Can I just send a reasonable hand-drawn facsimile? My asshole's on tour right now.
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Re: Your asshole reviewed online
You got off easy. He could have torn you a new one.RefD wrote:HEY!
I SENT YOU US$40 AND A COLOUR PHOTO OF MY ASSHOLE AND YOU REAMED ME!
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