If you've got full-length asshole, professionally packaged with a UPC code, you can now get a guaranteed review permanently posted for your asshole online at:
http://assclass.com
Send a hi res picture of your asshole and a specification as to who you'd like to review your asshole to:
The Epicurean Monk
P.O. Box 5579
Plymouth MI 48170
What assclass.com is offering is for a new asshole owner to gather another resource for a presskit. The veritable one-sheet is necessary for any endeavours the owner of the asshole may pursue.
Do you guys really think assholes get reviewed in commercial publications for free? It's called 'ass-buy'.
Don't need the guaranteed review? Then don't send Jeff a picture of your asshole.
Please note, a professional of Jeff's stature does not do this for free. You will have the rare opportunity to have your asshole reviewed by one of the best in the business. Don't let this opportunity slip by... errrr.... out.... errr... through your fingers. In order to receive your guaranteed permananent asshole review, you must first send the picture of your asshole to Jeff and then Paypal $4,000 to SissyM@assclass.com and Ms. Hankshaww will let Jeff know that your asshole may be reviewed. I know it sounds like a lot of money, but think of the value of Jeff's time and how much street cred your asshole will gain from a totally unbiased Jeff Robinson review.
Don't delay! Order now!
Please note, Jeff only review's male assholes. If you are a girl, you'll need to send a picture of your asshole to me and I'll gladly paste... err... post my comments on my private website on my computer at home that nobody sees, except me (and my girlfriend that one time she accidentally opened the folder marked 'Taxes 2003.' Shit.)
