My improv idea

clamp · Post by **clamp** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:10 pm

Here's how the game works:

You've gotten too drunk or high or etc...last night.

You wake up with three bizarre conditions and ask your best friend what happenned.

The three bizarre conditions are:

1 an unusual injury

2 an unusual outfit

3 an unusual sum of money

For example:

Dude what the fuck happened last night? I got wasted and I woke up with two black eyes in a bunny suit and 900 Euros in my back pocket.

or

Dude what the fuck happened last night? I got wasted and I woke up in a HAZMAT suit with a scratched up back and a roll of quarters in my mouth.

penelec · Post by **penelec** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:10 am

Dude, what the fuck happened? I woke up in a business suit with bruised knees and a paycheck in my pocket! Shit!

penelec · Post by **penelec** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:13 am

Bro, what the hell? I woke up in ER scrubs covered in someone else's bile and I've got this bleeding stomach ulcer and 56 prepaid phone cards... wha' happened?

penelec · Post by **penelec** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:16 am

Hello, 911? I just woke up and I'm wearing a scuba wetsuit full of liquid heroin and both of my thumbs have been severed. I think I need an ambulance. And some ibuprofin.

joeysimms · Post by **joeysimms** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:13 am

penelec wrote:Hello, 911? I just woke up and I'm wearing a scuba wetsuit full of liquid heroin and both of my thumbs have been severed. I think I need an ambulance. And some ibuprofin.

That's what I was going to say. What are the odds?

kcrusher · Post by **kcrusher** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:22 am

penelec wrote:Hello, 911? I just woke up and I'm wearing a scuba wetsuit full of liquid heroin and both of my thumbs have been severed. I think I need an ambulance. And some ibuprofin.

Yeah, but where's the money?

sunsetyellow · Post by **sunsetyellow** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:33 am

Dude what the fuck happened last night? I got wasted and I woke up with two new kidneys on a ?20 note and bear's human costume up my anal sphincter.

penelec · Post by **penelec** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:49 pm

Bomb -- in my house, liquid heroin is considered legal tender.

I'm Painting Again · Post by **I'm Painting Again** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:43 pm

she had been aroused from slumber, partly due to the edginess caused by the night of speed and robotussin, but mostly due to the sound of a chain saw that was being used to cut down the next ewok hut by storm troopers, she thought to herself - that ewok family is going to fall 300 feet and one of them is bound to be impaled on the ferris wheel from the carnival last night - then she proceded to pay the ewok hooker 234 and 3/7ths ewok rubels..the ho was wearing a nightgown made of dental floss and glue btw..

jca83 · Post by **jca83** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:55 pm

what the?!

i woke up with a hickie, gym shorts and a fistful of subway sandwich card stamps.

Nate Dort · Post by **Nate Dort** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:21 pm

Holy shit broham, what happened? I woke up with a painful case of rickets, wearing a Leonard Nimoy mask and I had 36 Chuck E. Cheese tokens glued to my ass.

EDIT: I inserted a comma. The rickets weren't wearing the mask.

bobbydj · Post by **bobbydj** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:51 am

"Woke up in a burned out basement sleeping with metal hands in a spirit ditch."

Al · Post by Al » Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:44 am

'Woke up and found my head on back to front, no arms and no legs either and a copy of the big issue rammed up my arse with a swarm of bees singing Prefab sprout songs in my ear'.

Al

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