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by Roboburger » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:00 am
The "All-or-Nothing" mentality of this boad can crack me up. If one had never smoked marijuana and came to this thread for a reference, they would leave thinking that either you don't touch the stuff because it'll turn you into a blearry-eyed zombie, or you choke down the stuff in copius amounts because, well that's what you do.
If you asked me how to appreciate a fine Bourbon, I'd say put one shots worth into a snifter and learn to appreciate the gentle buzz and warmth generated. it would be followed with three pages of banter saying either "Alcohol Kills- It's a waste of time and you just end up a sorry-ass drunk in the gutter" or "Awwwwwww, Dude! I like to drink three bottles of Jack as fast as I can- and you can too! Here's How!"
I smoke weed, (as a matter of fact I smoked a little today). When I smoke, I put a piece about the size of half a pea into the pipe and consume it it two or three small hits. it takes the edge off (I'm a high-strung guy), and I'm able to cruise through chores where normally I'd get hung up and obsess over some detail. It makes the stereo sound nice. It makes me lightheaded and giggly. But I can still answer the door if my elderly lady neighbor next door needs a hand, and it's out of my system in three to four hours. Don't repack the bowl. Just like every time I drink, I don't need to get blitzed.
I buy one 50 dollar bag of weed a year, and it lasts the whole year. I always give a little nugget away to bands that stay at my house if they want some. it still easily lasts me.
show some moderation, people!
Audio Engineer Euphemism for going number two: "Rollin' off the Low End."