E-mail scams, and now I got one e-mailing me back and forth!

[Monkeyfist]

I am sure you have either heard of or recieved on of these e-mails, tales of struggle and misfortune and a large sum of money. Only an account in your name to transact it all. I emailed the guy back and he responeded. It's percoculous. Like a PsychoBilly Freak Out!

-----Original Message-----
From: Barr. Kokou Anani LLB LLM BA (Lon)
[mailto:barr_kokouchambers@myway.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 17, 2004 17:29
To: Isotalo, Richard D PN3 (VAQ-131)
Subject: Re Kokou Law Firm


Dear Confidant,

I am Barrister Kokou Anani, I am the private Attorney to Mr. Ian Rosevear an Oceania Gold merchant residence in Ghana.

On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his family of four all died of fire out break which was lateer found was caused by suspected Domestic Gas explosion. All occupants of that Storey Building complex unfortunately lost their lives.

I have made several enquiries to locate any of my client's relatives all to no aval.further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Ian Rosevear did not declare anynext of kin or relations in all his official documents with me including his Bank Deposit After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to you.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money and some landed property left behind by my client before the amount inquestion will be defered the Commercial Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about US$2.365 Million U.S.A Dollars. The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account defered as threatened by the finance ministry during the last quarters financial summery.

I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives I hereby seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased.The proceeds of this account will be paid to you and then you and I will share the money on this ratio:65% for me, 35% for you and 5% will be used to defray any expenses both of us will likely incure while transacting. Considering my position as legal counsel to the bereaved, I will organise all relivant document that will empower the eventual remittance of the fund into the account you will provided for this operation. As a matter of fact It will cost some money to get the necessary documents but, That should not burder you as I am equal o the task.

I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect your Interest Politically, Economically, Intelectually,Socailly and otherwise. Please get in touch with me through my email address then, I will give you other detailed information on how this will be propergated.

I await your response

Best regards,
Barr.Kokou Anani

LLB LLM BA (Lon)

I responed with:

you suck a bag of ass you clown cock~!

Love,
Richard

So he says to me...

Dear Richard,


No I am not a clown cock and will never suck any dirty ass as you wished.


I am a child of God and I will never see corruption. You utterances seem to be that Good things cannot be found in Africa???? No, No No thre are many good things here.


Quote me; in our country every body is not saint. The whites are even more corrupt than the blacks. Talk about Homosexual, Lesbianism, Anal Sex, Racism, Etc are commonly found in Whites. Yet we are not complaining.


Well may God bless you for passing false judgment?


I wish you good health condition and the best of lucks


The door is still open.


Barr. Kokou Anani

LLB LLM BA (Lon)

So now that I have a dialogue with this guy I don't want to stop. I know it sounds bad, but this guy is so full of shit it makes me cry with laughter. I need some ideas on how to stick it to this Smeg Goblin...

Hook it up yall.

[kcrusher]

Use his email address and sign him up for every free newsletter, porn site, rebate offer or whatever else you can find to fill up his email box.

[wayne kerr]

Anal Sex

The door is still open

OUCH!

SISSY M HANKSHAW

[coniferouspine]

So now that I have a dialogue with this guy I don't want to stop. I know it sounds bad, but this guy is so full of shit it makes me cry with laughter. I need some ideas on how to stick it to this Smeg Goblin...

One time I corresponded with a Nigerian scammer dude for almost two weeks, jerking his chain and leading him on with email after silly email. I was pretending to be a naive high-rolling Carribbean real estate mogul who wanted to make a fast million bucks. He thought I was going to give him the bank account numbers for withdrawing funds from my accounts in the Cayman Islands. Then I Started emailing him pictures from the web of huge mansions in Florida, would he like to buy one with his share of the millions? When he finally asked for my phone number, so he could call me about transferring the money, I gave him the phone number of the FBI in Florida, which is the field office that handles financial scams. I did a little bit of homework on Google, and I even had the actual extension number for the special agent in charge of those kind of investigations. So I like to think that at some point this Nigerian scammer was directly on the line with the person who was trying to thwart him, and neither knew who the other one was or how the hell it happened.



Also check this site (I think it's been posted here before but I'm not sure):

http://www.419eater.com/

Great ideas for how to mess with Nigerian scammers here!

[YOUR KONG]

...I hereby seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased.

I am a child of God and I will never see corruption.

Wow. That's impressive.

[Monkeyfist]

Another idea pm'd to me is to get as many people as I can to e-mail this guy harassing him. But that would be insane! Insane like a FOX!

[andrew embassy]

Another idea pm'd to me is to get as many people as I can to e-mail this guy harassing him. But that would be insane! Insane like a FOX!

Are you quoting Home Movies? Because if you are, that is AWESOME.

[Monkeyfist]

Awesonme like a FOX?!

So he e-mails me back yet again saying I have called him a Satanist, and I call him a Blasphemer and a Liar. He then e-mails me back again but all it says is Saint in big bold words.

[sonikbliss]

So I created an email called clowncocklovers@yahoo.com (password: scammer , if anyone else wants to get in on the fun.) and emailed this dick saying that i heard he was into clown cock and asking if he would like to join the club. We'll see if he replies back. It sure is fun fuckin with these assholes

[Shabbadoo]

Another idea pm'd to me is to get as many people as I can to e-mail this guy harassing him. But that would be insane! Insane like a FOX!

Are you quoting Home Movies? Because if you are, that is AWESOME.

if he is, then that's yet another line ripped off from the Simpsons.

Except Homer says: "stupid like a FOX"

[andrew embassy]

Yeah, I know that line, that one's hilarious.

[cgarges]

When he finally asked for my phone number, so he could call me about transferring the money, I gave him the phone number of the FBI in Florida, which is the field office that handles financial scams.

That rules!

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

[Girl Toes]

You should set up a private chat room on AOL, and ask him to cyber. He'll never see it cumming.

I dunno, I give up.

[I'm Painting Again]

[Monkeyfist]

So I created an email called clowncocklovers@yahoo.com (password: scammer , if anyone else wants to get in on the fun.) and emailed this dick saying that i heard he was into clown cock and asking if he would like to join the club. We'll see if he replies back. It sure is fun fuckin with these assholes

You rock! Yes... like a FOX!
No, not stolen from the Simpsons.