jdsowa, I am hipnotized by your avatar.

[bassface]

Let go of your shame, cause she's not twenty!

Cute as a button (aw!), but my dog dances better than that.

Are you serious? That's about the hottest pop dancing I've ever seen! Brittany et al all look like drill squads practicing maneuvers: rigid, violent, totally unfeminine to me. THIS girl looks like she really understands and enjoys sex. Brittany is hot, but I'll bet she sucks in bed.

[Mr. Dipity]

Let go of your shame, cause she's not twenty!

I had my hands nowhere near my shame. Honest.

[Rigsby]

Brittany is hot, but I'll bet she sucks in bed.

Depending on what you mean by that, it could be a very good thing.

[Wonderland]

Wanna know what is even more distracting?

This:

It's just too fantastic.

Magically delicious.

I would sell my soul for a piece of that Wonder Bread.

[Wonderland]

I absolutely punished my girlfriend after last night's post.

What's nice is, her proportions are identical to the lovely lady in that awe-inspiring distraction.

Perhaps, that explains my fascination...

Imagine the most beautiful asian girl you've ever seen...she's even more beautiful than that, it's insane.
She's amazing, & I am a truly lucky man.

I feel much better now...

And I got to keep my soul.

Thank you, ctm sound, for your inspirational contribution.

[bassface]

Who's the wonderbread girl?

[JohnDavisNYC]

wonderland, you aren't, by any chance, a white guy with glasses, are you? just... um... seeing how true my theory holds that everyone with an asian girlfriend is a white guy with glasses.

john

[Wonderland]

wonderland, you aren't, by any chance, a white guy with glasses, are you? just... um... seeing how true my theory holds that everyone with an asian girlfriend is a white guy with glasses.

john

Sorry to be a spoiler to your theory, toaster, but I'm not a white guy with glasses.

Unless my luscious & sexy girl "wants" me to be...

But, I do totally know what you're talkin' about!

I'm probably the exception to the rule...

...I am a cracker, though!

[JohnDavisNYC]

fuck... can't you get some glasses just to keep it real?

oh well... i guess i'll throw that theory out the window.

for the record, i'm also a white guy with glasses, and a few years ago i had a chinese girlfriend, and it freaked me out because every other dude i would see with an asian girl had glasses, too... i was all 'all white guys with glasses look the same'!


john

[Wonderland]

Dude...

You know what?

There are so many white guy/Asian girl combos, here in the Isle of Charm, that even my lady & I joke about it.

"...it's just so ridiculous!"

We feel like such a cliche when we're out & about.

But, we're perfect for each other...

She's a genuine Burmese tribal princess, btw...& too delicious!!!

[JohnDavisNYC]

excellent work, mate.

john

[ubertar]

I haven't dated an asian girl, but I dated two half-asian girls, does that count? Must be cuz I wear contacts.

[JohnDavisNYC]

totally, ubertar... you wear half glasses, so you only get the half asians. step up to the big leagues, homie.

john

[jdsowa]

a white friend of mine is dating an asian girl and he doesn't have glasses. And she suggested they go as John & Yoko for halloween, but they couldn't get their act together in time. I also knew an asian guy who was seeing a white girl and he wore contacts.

Getting back to the topic, I'm thinking of updating my avatar. It's along the same lines as the other one, but better, I think:

[sonikbliss]

my god it's hideous but I can't stop looking!