About sex in London...

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About sex in London...

Post by MarinaV » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:42 pm

Kind time of day, boys.
I badly know English (I the Russian girl),
but I work in London and I hope that you will understand me.
I the prostitute, shall not hide...
But I was very much bothered with my work! I quite decent girl,
I am 23 years old, my photo placed on a site escort services of London (a profile " Marina V.")
I Shall be very glad, if there will be worthy a man and will write to me...
my address marinav1982@mail.ru

I hope, you will find me!

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by horacesqueeze » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:58 pm

MAN!
The Spam just gets better and better.

If we can't afford the bling, what makes you think we can afford the tail??

dumbass.
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Re: About sex in London...

Post by andyg666 » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:15 pm

... because if you do write to me at that address i'll add you to my spam service and send you more unsolicited porn and viagra ads than you could possibly imagine!!!

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by bad_dude_69 » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:15 pm

i call dibbs.

sucks, she was priced at $0.01 for 'buy it now' but they're killing me with the shipping!
medicate? oh, i thought you said "meditate."

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by andrew embassy » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:36 pm

This is way too perfect to actually be spam.
HEY! Who forgot they bag?

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by bad_dude_69 » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:44 pm

but the important question is; does she have plow experience?
medicate? oh, i thought you said "meditate."

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by thunderboy » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:20 pm

Outstanding!

For a second there, I thought Eric was back for a bit of fun...

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Post by JGriffin » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:21 pm

ihavecomputer wrote:i call dibbs.

sucks, she was priced at $0.01 for 'buy it now' but they're killing me with the shipping!
At least you avoided the snipers at the end of the auction.
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Re: About sex in London...

Post by spectralgrey » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:40 pm

Who else wants to go out and start a pretentious post-rock band under the name "I The Prostitute, Shall Not Hide..."?

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by Rigsby » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:08 am

spectralgrey wrote:Who else wants to go out and start a pretentious post-rock band under the name "I The Prostitute, Shall Not Hide..."?
I'm in. I'll make percussive sounds by slapping the bums of hookers and their kids.
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Re: About sex in London...

Post by Greenlander » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:44 am

spectralgrey wrote:Who else wants to go out and start a pretentious post-rock band under the name "I The Prostitute, Shall Not Hide..."?
Well, I was gonna use that title for my autobiography....
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Re: About sex in London...

Post by coniferouspine » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:00 am

Kind time of day, boys!
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Re: About sex in London...

Post by drmorbius » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:14 am

Thanks! Kind time of day to you, too!

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by maz » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:24 pm

http://www.powerbookmedic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=993

I know she's a whore and all but it still hurts to see her peddling her wares to others...

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Re: About sex in London...

Post by Rigsby » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:51 pm

maz wrote:http://www.powerbookmedic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=993

I know she's a whore and all but it still hurts to see her peddling her wares to others...
Outrageous, i feel so used.

...and i like it!
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