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Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by wayne kerr » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:28 pm

Few people know this, but I have reliable inside information. The TO message board is programmed to immediately crash if anyone reaches 5000 posts. In addition to that, when that happens, everyone online at the time it happens will receive a 1.228Million V shock through their USB port. Be careful.
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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by Girl Toes » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:46 pm

Are we going to throw him a party though?? Wing, what kind of cake do you like?

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by ubertar » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:54 pm

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by ubertar » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:59 pm

Just kidding. That would be incest. Here ya go, Wing:

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by wing » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:08 pm

can i have a cake without a naked girl?

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Post by ubertar » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:12 pm

wing wrote:can i have a cake without a naked girl?
Sure, but WHY?





wing cake:

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by Girl Toes » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:32 pm

She won't be naked, she'll be wearing cake. Or weaWing cake.

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by cassettefetish » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:11 pm

ubertar wrote:Image

That's Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank. Strangers with Candy was the best show ever. Any Sedaris is the funiiest woman ever, and her brother is the second funniest woman.

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by I'm Painting Again » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:19 pm

oh how i love strangers with candy !

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by bassface » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:34 pm

Amy Sedaris would seem to have a nice bod.

Strangers w/Candy freaked me out too hard back in the day; perhaps it's time to try again.

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by syrupcore » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:35 pm

"Get away from me jerri!" - Jerri's mock baby mama
"Pee on me!" - Jerri

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Post by cgarges » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:42 pm

cassettefetish wrote:Any Sedaris is the funiiest woman ever, and her brother is the second funniest woman.

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LMAO! That's awesome! David IS one funny MF. "Holidays On Ice" is brilliant. Perhaps I'll get it out and read it again in the spirit of the season.

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by tateeskew » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:31 am

big props for Strangers With Candy, i have all the dvds. also, the upright citizens brigade is probably the best written sketch comedy show ever. buy those dvds too

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by kcrusher » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:17 am

ubertar wrote:
wing wrote:can i have a cake without a naked girl?
Sure, but WHY?
who knows - maybe he likes boys? does it really matter how he likes his cake, as long as he likes cake?

maybe one like this...

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Re: Wing you have to stop posting!

Post by Girl Toes » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:07 am

Is that dwight D Eisenhower?

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