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Girl Toes · Post by **Girl Toes** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:09 am

I hate it when ebay sellers put pictures like this on ebay...

When they are only selling one record.

inverseroom · Post by **inverseroom** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:13 am

I hate when they post pictures like this:

When they're only selling a chorus pedal.

Monkeyfist · Post by **Monkeyfist** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:20 am

Honestly I think the title on this thread is boobs and people should reply just on principle alone to it!

wing · Post by **wing** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:25 pm

some guys put packs of cigarettes next to the item in ridiculous ways. supposedly it's to compare its size, but sometimes i don't know...

MichaelAlan · Post by **MichaelAlan** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:13 pm

Lancie Romna?cie wrote:I hate it when ebay sellers put pictures like this on ebay...

When they are only selling one record.

I hate that stupid James Dean pose in the background. He held a cigarrete like an idiot. Over...rated.

inverseroom · Post by **inverseroom** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:24 pm

My wife, seeing that DOD Chorus picture, just said, "Those boobs are as big as my butt."

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:29 pm

Chorus is probably my least favorite effect, so the butt-boobs fit for me. A turd or a Bon Jovi tape would have worked too.

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:30 pm

inverseroom wrote:My wife, seeing that DOD Chorus picture, just said, "Those boobs are as big as my butt."

I thought it was a butt until I noticed the straps. Awesome.

inverseroom · Post by **inverseroom** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:24 pm

Bear wrote:
inverseroom wrote:My wife, seeing that DOD Chorus picture, just said, "Those boobs are as big as my butt."
I thought it was a butt until I noticed the straps. Awesome.

So did she!

I love chorus, but mostly on synths. Chorus with guitar is so-so. Chorus with synths kicks ass. Overdrive with guitars is great, and is also great with synths.

Flanging is good on vocals.

Tamari is good on salmon, but bad on ice cream.

Chorus sucks on salmon.

Girl Toes · Post by **Girl Toes** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:20 pm

Bear wrote:
inverseroom wrote:My wife, seeing that DOD Chorus picture, just said, "Those boobs are as big as my butt."
I thought it was a butt until I noticed the straps. Awesome.

Wouldn't it be awesome if it was a butt, and it still had straps??? That would be totally wierd.

Digital chorus sucks. Analog chorus rules, especially when Brian Wilson uses it. So does Link Wray, it kicks ass. Most people who use chorus just don't get it, and use it incorrectly.

Isolation · Post by **Isolation** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:42 pm

if i put it next to my poop, people would think it was a teeny-tiny pack of cigarettes...

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:34 am

Chorus on an acoustic guitar generally makes me want to stab my face.

And I would rock some butt straps.

inverseroom · Post by **inverseroom** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:56 am

Lancie Romna?cie wrote:Digital chorus sucks.

FALSE!!!

(but usually true)

inverseroom · Post by **inverseroom** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:58 am

And speaking of analog, the once and future king:

Presently occupying an honored space in my rig after the Yamaha YC-25D combo organ.

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