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If you could have a super power...

Post by Monkeyfist » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:36 am

All flying around and gyrating aside...
If you have legs and are on fire you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by bad_dude_69 » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:39 am

time reversal and/or the existential suplex.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by andyg666 » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:41 am

clairvoyance / ESP

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Monkeyfist » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:43 am

Telekenisis, or pyrokenetics.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by awolski » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:52 am

Making time stop and start again like those Twilight Zone/Simpsons episodes.

It's the key to everything. No money? Just stop time, go shopping, and bring the stuff home. Stayed up late mixing and now you have to go to work? Just stop time and sleep 8 more hours.

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Kyle Motor » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:52 am

The ability to not freak out the ladies....and solder neatly.....at the same time.

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by AstroDan » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:55 am

I would want the power to put a smile on everyone's face and a song in everyone's heart.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Monkeyfist » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:57 am

The power to not freak girls out and solder at the same time is possible, I read about it once. It's high up in a monestary in Tibet, but you have to mix on a gold post in front of some old guys.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by djdrake13 » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:01 am

Xray vision so I can see under the womans clothing... of course I'd have to be able to control it, cause I dont' want to see any of you freaks!!

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Rick Hunter » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:08 am

finally a decent thread over at old yeller.

I have to think about this for a little while.

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Monkeyfist » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:09 am

The ability to rid the earth of the urge to resemble people like this Image
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by andrew embassy » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:15 am

Wait, flying and gyrating superpowers are out?
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Monkeyfist » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:18 am

No, they are coveted above all already, so listing them is moot, then you have a dibs war and all that on your hands.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by TrumpsHair » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:27 am

If you think about it, the only reason you'd want superpower, is to impress women, so that you can get laid! It all comes back to that. So why not wish for super good looks? So good looking that no woman could resist you. The most beautiful, voluptious women in the world, YOURS.

So I'll trade my super-power for super good looks, and go straight to the source...

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Girl Toes » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:33 am

I'd like to have wings.

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