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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Disasteradio » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:45 pm

easy: Eat Vision. and Laser Eyes.
In addition to vanquishing foes with laser power and treating the foodcourt like a smorgasboard, you could cook foods at a distance and then consume them with your Eat Vision.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by andyg666 » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:41 pm

Disasteradio wrote:easy: Eat Vision. and Laser Eyes.
In addition to vanquishing foes with laser power and treating the foodcourt like a smorgasboard, you could cook foods at a distance and then consume them with your Eat Vision.
at first i thought you meant "Heat" vision and just made a typo. but this is the funniest one yet!

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by JASIII » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:04 pm

The ability to charge $40 to judge people's demos.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by MichaelAlan » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:24 pm

Disasteradio wrote:easy: Eat Vision. and Laser Eyes.
In addition to vanquishing foes with laser power and treating the foodcourt like a smorgasboard, you could cook foods at a distance and then consume them with your Eat Vision.
This was funny to me, because I don't like eating. It is a major inconvenience most of the time. If I could just get an injection daily instead of eating, that would be awesome. I guess the power to never be hungry would be sweet.

I just think life would be so much easier if you were WAY strong. But it would suck for other people when you got pissed. Plus they can't hurt you...but they will hurt the one you love...
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by andrew embassy » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:40 pm

ubertar wrote:Youthful immortality, but without having to suck blood, or be a zombie, or anything creepy like that.
Dude, that's half the fun!
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by kcrusher » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:11 pm

People would have to obey my every command.

Man, I would be SET!
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by marqueemoon » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:20 pm

Monkeyfist wrote:The ability to rid the earth of the urge to resemble people like this Image
Hmm... I'd like a retractable mullet and 'shache.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by JohnDavisNYC » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:39 pm

RUSSIA!

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Isolation » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:38 pm

to turn my blood into pee and back again...

other than that, mind control...
if it'll wang your chung then it'll thompson my twins...
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Rigsby » Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:16 am

Image

Loving your new avatar Ubertar.

and toaster: 'Russia!'... :D
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by ubertar » Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:24 am

Rigsby wrote:Image

Loving your new avatar Ubertar.

and toaster: 'Russia!'... :D
I got it just for you.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by ubertar » Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:25 am

Shhh... but don't tell Clarence... you know how jealous he gets.
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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by ubertar » Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:26 am

Hmm... could it be?



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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by I'm Painting Again » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:37 pm

I would want to be an axe murdering squirrel !!

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Re: If you could have a super power...

Post by Bear » Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:16 pm

For a long time, I wanted to have taco feet. Not because it serves a purpose. Just because it would be pretty funny looking. That way, when someone said, "Hey, that guy has taco feet! What a boner!" I could bust out my second power ... THE ABILITY TO MAKE PEOPLE EXPLODE WITH MY MIND!

But that's just a pipedream. Nowadays, I just want a wenis with a hand on the end, so I can slap drinks out of rich people's hands with my arms still folded across my chest. And then my long ass pony tail can whip around and give my wang a high five, and then I'll hover around the room really fast singing a Danzig song.
I am wangtacular.
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