Ted Nugent Sucks

[Girl Toes]

Here's proof:

http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/artic ... 1000742137

[apropos of nothing]

Did you ever see the Grand Royal interview with him? They were all like "Hey Nuge! Why are you a big fucking dork?!" And he was like "Hey. This is an interview with me! You can't say that!" And then they're like "Yeah, so WHY exactly is it that you are a big fucking dork?" That's roughly paraphrased.

[MASSIVE Mastering]

One of the most intense, yet down-to-earth individuals I ever met. And God knows, if the sh*t were to ever hit the fan on a national scale, there aren't too many people I can think of that I'd want to have in my corner more than Ted... Environmentalist, survivalist, naturalist. The guy could probably find food in the salt flats.

Why does he "suck" anyway, because he's a conservative?

P.S. http://www.redcross.org/donate/donate.html

[MichaelAlan]

No, because is last name starts with "nuge".

[apropos of nothing]

Well today he sucks for delivering venison to the hungry.

A significant percentage of wild deer have some variety of prion disease, potentially passing it on through ingestion. Prion is passed virally not bacterially, so cooking the deer-meat does nothing for it.

That's why the Nuge sucks. Today. Tomorrow I'll have a completely different reason for ya.

[Girl Toes]

I thought he just sucked to begin with.

[bigtoe]

he's an idiot- but double live gonzo rules!

i like chuck berry too and he pees on women...

Mike

[I'm Painting Again]

I think he rules !

[DryCounty]

Venison is delicious, healthy and packed with protein. And hunters for the hungry is an awesome organization. Not all hunters are 100% pro-bush, either.

I got to see the Nuge open for Kiss a few years back, and it was insanely over-political. Bordering on a fascist rally, in all honesty.

[drmorbius]

A friend of mine saw him open for kiss and said that at the end of the song, the band did one of those endings where everyone builds up to a frenzy, then there is a moment of silence, and then everyone hits one last little stinger together that resolves the chord progression. Anyway, during that silence, Nuge screamed "if you don't speak English, get out of America!"

So that's why he sucks.

[CaptainAdultDiapers]

God I remember working late nights at a classic radio station and fucking "Great White Buffalo" would come on. That song would but me to sleep.
He sucks because like a lot of conservatives, his "values" and political orientation seem more of a consequence of hatred for the left than any sort of combination coherent political ideals.

[ottokbre]

He's just an idiot for moving to hell-hole Texas. Even super left people in Michigan like him. I rather like hunters advocacy when it comes to conservation. They know a lot about the environment. But the asshole just declared himself a Texan now and is aligned with the environments number one enemy. That really sucks. Ted used to be fun, I loved when he would calmly reply to liberal babble boxes like Bill Mahr. Now he just another small dicked neo-Con.

[MoreSpaceEcho]

Did you ever see the Grand Royal interview with him? They were all like "Hey Nuge! Why are you a big fucking dork?!" And he was like "Hey. This is an interview with me! You can't say that!" And then they're like "Yeah, so WHY exactly is it that you are a big fucking dork?" That's roughly paraphrased.

i just happened to reread that a week ago. hilarious. perhaps bob mack's finest moment.

[bad_dude_69]

Anyway, during that silence, Nuge screamed "if you don't speak English, get out of America!"

i've met plenty of white made-in-america-'mericans who don't seem to know a lick of english.

[wing]

well, at least the texas countryside is nice and pretty.