Coffee Enema? Ever done one?

[Bad Halen]

An herbalist friend of mine swears by 'em.

Anyone have any firsthand experience?

(Insert LONG string of jokes here:________)

GO!

[sonikbliss]

All I have to do is drink it and it's like having an enema.

[marqueemoon]

(Insert LONG string of jokes here:________)

"I'd like one grande coffee enema please."
"Do you want me to leave room for cream?"

[trodden]

I have a friend who'd walk into the grocery store, grab an enima kit, a bottle of Robotussin DM and hook it all up in the store's bathroom.. he like using wine as well. quite a character..

[jamoo]

So you're saying your friend did Robotussin enemas?

[trodden]

So you're saying your friend did Robotussin enemas?

Uhhh. yeah it seems thats what i said.. let me check.. dum dee dum.. yep, robo enemas, wine enemas... as i said, very interesting fella... a cartoon character in real life and a great person.

[crookedsound]

Uhhh. yeah it seems thats what i said.. let me check.. dum dee dum.. yep, robo enemas, wine enemas...

I love the sarcastic responses. It's why I come here.

Oh, and all that money I have invested in recording gear...and music and stuff.

whatever...I laughed. That's all that matters really.


really

[Kilroy]

[jamoo]

Sarcasm is great if it makes you happy.

I honestly couldn't say for sure what he did with the cough medicine by your description, but it did help when you said "he liked using wine...". Using usually isn't drinking.

Anyway, what's supposed to be the benefit? I've heard of coffee, but cough medicine?

(What shitty questions).

So you're saying your friend did Robotussin enemas?

Uhhh. yeah it seems thats what i said.. let me check.. dum dee dum.. yep, robo enemas, wine enemas... as i said, very interesting fella... a cartoon character in real life and a great person.

[bobbydj]

Robo enemas?!? Wow.

[trodden]

Sarcasm is great if it makes you happy.

I honestly couldn't say for sure what he did with the cough medicine by your description, but it did help when you said "he liked using wine...". Using usually isn't drinking.

Anyway, what's supposed to be the benefit? I've heard of coffee, but cough medicine?

(What shitty questions).

e]

Have you ever drank a full bottle of Robotussin DM or the generic equivelent? if you keep it from coming back up, it's quite a trip... as an enima, the lil blood vessels in your innards soak up the stuff much faster and more of it goes to the brain.

[Bad Halen]

Since I started this thread I feel somewhat obligated to warn everybody that putting ANY chemical in your ass will REALLY FUCK YOU UP......FAST!!!

As for the coffee, I can't really say. But common sense tells me that putting wine, robitussin, etc. up your keester is probably a lot more "volatile" than drinking either of the said substances.

If you're gonna do it, use much less than you'd drink. Better yet don't do it at all.

Your ass was meant for one thing and one thing only: whistling.

(oh yeah, and farting on the counter top when your right out of ths shower).

[trodden]

Since I started this thread I feel somewhat obligated to warn everybody that putting ANY chemical in your ass will REALLY FUCK YOU UP......FAST!!!

As for the coffee, I can't really say. But common sense tells me that putting wine, robitussin, etc. up your keester is probably a lot more "volatile" than drinking either of the said substances.

If you're gonna do it, use much less than you'd drink. Better yet don't do it at all.

Your ass was meant for one thing and one thing only: whistling.

(oh yeah, and farting on the counter top when your right out of ths shower).

well all drugs carry a degree of risk.

common sense says not too put any chemicals up your ass.

[madpie]

Since I started this thread I feel somewhat obligated to warn everybody that putting ANY chemical in your ass will REALLY FUCK YOU UP......FAST!!!

As for the coffee, I can't really say. But common sense tells me that putting wine, robitussin, etc. up your keester is probably a lot more "volatile" than drinking either of the said substances.

If you're gonna do it, use much less than you'd drink. Better yet don't do it at all.

Your ass was meant for one thing and one thing only: whistling.

(oh yeah, and farting on the counter top when your right out of ths shower).

well all drugs carry a degree of risk.

common sense says not too put any chemicals up your ass.

Except a piping hot cup of coffee.

[bobbydj]

What about coke-dusted gerbils? Providing teeth and claws've been removed, that is.