2005 - Any Predictions?

[TrumpsHair]

2004 was fucking intense!

What more could possibly happen in 2005?

[Greenshoe]

One year from now:

- Real estate market will crash. Record foreclosures especially in California and the Northeast

- S.E. Asia begins reconstruction efforts after spending a good year cleaning up and recovering from the tsunamis

- No change in Iraq.

- Colin Powell will come out with a 'tell all' book about the administration

- Hillary lays the groundwork within party ranks for her presidential campaign in 2008

- At least one scandal within the White House starts to come out (scandals usually come out in the 2nd term: Clinton and Whitewater, Reagan and Iran-Contra)

- Certain republicans -- namely the moderates such as McCain, Guiliani and Schwarzenegger publicly push for a more moderate social agenda within the republican party (while grooming 'a moderate' for the 2008 campaign).

- Canada legalizes marajiuana and then proceeds to tax its sales to the hilt, thus leaving the illicit market unchanged

- There will still be no NHL hockey, and curling will be the most televised sport in Canada

- The Cubs will choke again. The Mets will still suck. BoSox will win the East, but will lose the AL to either Anaheim or Minnesota. Yankees even with Johnson won't go anywhere, as the rest of their pitching staff is questionable, and Rivera is getting old. The SF Giants will win the NL with a revamped lineup to back up Bonds. Series goes to the Giants now that Bonds doesn't need to hide his 'roids.

- In a month, the Patriots will win the Super Bowl by beating the Eagles.

- The Spurs will be NBA champs, beating the Pistons.

- Tiger Woods won't win any PGA tournaments, and basically takes a year off to enjoy his Swedish wife.

- Star Wars Episode III comes out, except it's the worst film of all six made, and it does only modestly at the box office.

- Jamie Foxx will win best actor for Ray; Hillary Swank will win best actress for Million Dollar Baby; Sideways will be the surprise winner of best picture

- Popular music will become even more irrelevant.

[TrumpsHair]

What numbers shall I pick for the next lotto?

[No Wave Casio Kitsch]

- There will still be no NHL hockey, and curling will be the most televised sport in Canada

[Girl Toes]

I think time will just revert and 2004 will repeat itself, physically not just figuratively.

[Greenshoe]

For lotto numbers, pick

12 35 08 13 21 34 and bonus number 05

[Isolation]

i predict that i will let go and let god...all the while i'm behind the wheel of a car...

[TrumpsHair]

For lotto numbers, pick

12 35 08 13 21 34 and bonus number 05

I predict these numbers will do nothing for me...

[bobbydj]

I predict a craze of Robo enamas.

[Girl Toes]

I predict a craze of Robo enamas.

The reaction will look like your avatar.

[bobbydj]

All the hip kids want butt-feuled scanner heads in '05. You read it here folks!

[ataraxia]

i do something with my life besides spend this much time on the internet....ooh burn.

[swingdoc]

*An Africanized genetically altered sheep will escape and form killer herds
that will terrorize North America.

*Someone will reincarnate George Burns using stems cells.

*Spain will legalize marrige to gay marijuana.

*Someone from GearSlutz will become Prime Minister of Iraq.

*A giant stockpile of weapons of breast destruction will be found in Syria.

*President Bill Clinton will be allowed to sell his sperm on Ebay.

* An enormous mine of gold will be found in Oklahoma, the world market will tumble, the state will secede from the nation to become the richest nation on earth, and a guy named Delpert will become the antichrist.

*A White House scandal will be discovered that the first family's dog lip barks.

* A suicide bomber will blow themselves up at a major sporting event...nothing funny here.

*Glaxo will create a pill that causes women to lose weight by having repetative orgasms, and we'll declare a new national holiday.

Happy New Year.

[Girl Toes]

*An Africanized genetically altered sheep will escape and form killer herds
that will terrorize North America.

*Someone will reincarnate George Burns using stems cells.

*Spain will legalize marrige to gay marijuana.

*Someone from GearSlutz will become Prime Minister of Iraq.

*A giant stockpile of weapons of breast destruction will be found in Syria.

*President Bill Clinton will be allowed to sell his sperm on Ebay.

* An enormous mine of gold will be found in Oklahoma, the world market will tumble, the state will secede from the nation to become the richest nation on earth, and a guy named Delpert will become the antichrist.

*A White House scandal will be discovered that the first family's dog lip barks.

* A suicide bomber will blow themselves up at a major sporting event...nothing funny here.

*Glaxo will create a pill that causes women to lose weight by having repetative orgasms, and we'll declare a new national holiday.

Happy New Year.

I hear those predictions every year, and they never come true.

[Rick Hunter]

I am going to hump all of your moms.