Avoiding a shark attack
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Avoiding a shark attack
According my girlfriend, the only thing that masks the scent of blood in the water to a shark is urine. So if you're in that situation you just need to piss yourself before you see the shark, not after i guess.
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We had a great white this year lurking around the so-cal waters. I have been a little nervous goin' in ever since. But thanks for the advise. i should have no problem pissin' myself if I see that dorsal fin chargin at me.
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And supposedly, if you punch a shark in the nose, it will briefly stun it. Probably long enough to let you get about six feet before it comes after you with anger and vengeance. But still, you can always say you stunned a shark.
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Shark: "Frankly, I'm stunned!".mjau wrote:And supposedly, if you punch a shark in the nose, it will briefly stun it. Probably long enough to let you get about six feet before it comes after you with anger and vengeance. But still, you can always say you stunned a shark.
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"Yeah, stunned."rolandk wrote:Shark: "Frankly, I'm stunned!".
"Yeah, shocked."Shark: "An shocked."
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What if you punched the shark in the face while wearing the infinity guantlet? That shark would get fucked up, that's what.
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Assuming you still have the capacity to speak, of course.mjau wrote:And supposedly, if you punch a shark in the nose, it will briefly stun it. Probably long enough to let you get about six feet before it comes after you with anger and vengeance. But still, you can always say you stunned a shark.
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So maybe the best thing to do then is to piss a little, then if still finds you punch it in the face and then swim off releasing the rest of your piss as you go. I'll try to bare that in mind next time it comes up.
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When I was a kid I had a dream a shark bit me completely in half with one chomp! I woke up and my stomach tingled like crazy. Thankfully, no pee was involved.
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i'm gonna start injecting ink into my bladder, if it's good enough for the squids it's good enough for me...
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Blue wee is the future.Isolation wrote:i'm gonna start injecting ink into my bladder, if it's good enough for the squids it's good enough for me...
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Re: Avoiding a shark attack
wait, I'm confused... is it piss then punch or piss punch piss? I'm thinking piss punch piss and be ready for a possible second punch.
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It was the second one, but your third addition is a good call, you'd probably need to save some energy for that second punch, what with the adrenaline and all.maz wrote:wait, I'm confused... is it piss then punch or piss punch piss? I'm thinking piss punch piss and be ready for a possible second punch.
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Re: Avoiding a shark attack
Rigsby wrote:According my girlfriend, the only thing that masks the scent of blood in the water to a shark is urine. So if you're in that situation you just need to piss yourself before you see the shark, not after i guess.
Hell, just piss in the water anyway. It's very satisfying.
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I'm convinced Southern California's beach water contains about 47% piss. You're not the only one with the idea...Greenlander wrote:
Hell, just piss in the water anyway. It's very satisfying.
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