Do snakes shit?

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by Greenlander » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:27 am

A.L. wrote: "The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings.
Ducks are sluts! Stay away from them, you'll just get hurt emotionally.
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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by MichaelAlan » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:49 am

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by Vartan K. » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:35 pm

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by A.L. » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:03 pm

Greenlander wrote:
A.L. wrote: "The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings.
Ducks are sluts! Stay away from them, you'll just get hurt emotionally.
Oh yeah the reason I quoted that part was the boldface "stiff" but I forgot, so like,

"The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings."

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by Stephen Horsley » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:15 pm

adult cicadas suck plant juices.

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Re: Do snakes shit?

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by A.L. » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:00 am

You are the hookup for gross shit from the netherlands, huh?

Give us a source!

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by penelec » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:21 am

I was helping a guy w/ cover art for a CD, and he needed some images that (in his words) "show pets versus wild animals." One google led to another, and, long-short, tonight we're having vegetable lo mein.

But, yeah, the Netherlands. I'm not sure if I think it's a good thing or a bad thing. Now Denmark, that there? It's a good thing.

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by syrupcore » Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:17 pm

there are no snakes in hawaii. and we like it.

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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by jamoo » Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:12 am

Snakes go harmful places like this when they escape from the boxes we keep them in. I once had to extract my snake from an Enviracaire (think enclosed fan). I had to cut the fan open. Snakes will find hiding places a human could never think of, until something like this happens...

Oh, and you can tell the boys from the girls by anal spurs. So, if you want to watch for their bulbous, hairy shits, that's where you look.
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Re: Do snakes shit?

Post by stinkpot » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:09 pm

i think that snakes penises are called claspers. that might be sharks' cocks though, can't remember for sure.
that's wierd about the slutty ducks. i know that at least mallards are generally monogamous.
now if we can just start the snakes on the canadian geese (sky carp)...

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