My room mate....

[Girl Toes]

Didn't pay the phone bill, phone has now been shut off.

[Ivon]

Didn't pay the phone bill, phone has now been shut off.

I hate room mates. About 5 years ago, I got a phone bill that was about $267 - I called Qwest to see what was up and found it was some phone sex calls. I knew it wasn't me, so I asked my room mate and he said he had no clue. The next day he confessed to being high on E and getting it on with someone via fiberoptics - he eventually paid me. Annoying, very annoying. I say, shoot your room mate - after he pays you, that is.

[Girl Toes]

Nevermind... the phone was just unplugged.

[Ivon]

Shoot the accused anyway. I want some controversy.

[Girl Toes]

He's dead. Where should I go???

[Ivon]

He's dead. Where should I go???

Cabo Wabo...you can hide out down there while Sammy Hagar gets you messed up on Tequila and forces you to listen to the latest shitty song he's written. Quick, run like the wind!

[Girl Toes]

I brought him back to life. I have magic powder.

[Ivon]

That works out for both of you then. You won't have to listen to Sammy Hagar and your room mate can go clubbing tonight, if that's his/her thing. Is it Everquest magic powder? Cause I have that too. It works really well.

[Girl Toes]

That works out for both of you then. You won't have to listen to Sammy Hagar and your room mate can go clubbing tonight, if that's his/her thing. Is it Everquest magic powder? Cause I have that too. It works really well.

Yes, it is Everquest.

I still want to kill him. He has a girl friend who stays every weekend, and we live in a loft.

[high tek]

Shoot the accused anyway.

exactly.

use the patriot act as an example.
all you have to do THINK that he MIGHT be guilty.

its the law.

[high tek]

I still want to kill him. He has a girl friend who stays every weekend, and we live in a loft.

thats nothing.
imagine all your roomates friends were loud annoying joks that ONLY EVER (not an exaggeration) talk about footbal and baseball.

even on the day bush attacked iraq - these imbeciles only spoke of trades in the NFL.

[Girl Toes]

They want me to leave now but its so cold out.

[Girl Toes]

I still want to kill him. He has a girl friend who stays every weekend, and we live in a loft.

thats nothing.
imagine all your roomates friends were loud annoying joks that ONLY EVER (not an exaggeration) talk about footbal and baseball.

even on the day bush attacked iraq - these imbeciles only spoke of trades in the NFL.

Does N64 count??? Been there done that.

[Ivon]

They want me to leave now but its so cold out.

They want you to leave so they can wink wink nudge nudge?! Ah man, that's tough if that's the case. That would be hard to deal with in a loft. Not much breathing room. Confound him. He's obviously not grateful for the magic dust - smite him with the wand of power from the dungeons of Norrath!

And Hitek's comment about jock room mates is pretty funny in sad kind of way. I remember when 911 hit. We canceled our band's practice and went to a local pub to watch the news in dismay. I have friends and family in NYC, so I was kinda worried, you know.

[Girl Toes]

They want me to leave now but its so cold out.

They want you to leave so they can wink wink nudge nudge?! Ah man, that's tough if that's the case. That would be hard to deal with in a loft. Not much breathing room. Confound him. He's obviously not grateful for the magic dust - smite him with the wand of power from the dungeons of Norrath!

And Hitek's comment about jock room mates is pretty funny in sad kind of way. I remember when 911 hit. We canceled our band's practice and went to a local pub to watch the news in dismay. I have friends and family in NYC, so I was kinda worried, you know.

Do you have the number for Norrath???

Yeah, 9/11 sucked. They stopped playing sports for almost a week.