Squirrels in the attic

[Cappy*tan]

I have squirrels living in my attic. I can hear them walking around and doing squirrel things. I hear they'll tear the crap outta my attic if I don't get rid of them.

[Cappy*tan]

I like to tap on the ceiling when I hear them, just to say, "Hey up there! I hear you down here!" Generally they go silent for a minute or two. Then they start doing their squirrel things again.








Yeah.

[maz]

I like to tap on the ceiling when I hear them, just to say, "Hey up there! I hear you down here!" Generally they go silent for a minute or two. Then they start doing their squirrel things again.

somewhere they are posting on squirrel-op about a dude in the basement and how to get him out.

that wasn't really funny, but the thought of the squirrel thinking "crap there's a guy down there" is. make up your own freakin' punch line.

[Cappy*tan]

[I'm Painting Again]

you should kill them off now..just be careful they then who don't turn into zombie squirrels..because once you got zombie squirrels..then you got do zombie owls..that brings french toast..then the property value goes down the tubes with the stairs..maybe you would be better off with safety glasses and a net?

[Cappy*tan]

you should kill them off now..just be careful they then who don't turn into zombie squirrels..because once you got zombie squirrels..then you got do zombie owls..that brings french toast..then the property value goes down the tubes with the stairs..maybe you would be better off with safety glasses and a net?

EXACTLY what I was thinking. Ideas on how to prevent the zombification of my little squirrels? I see them every once in a while when I walk outside...they scurry along into my attic and I just watch and think to myself, "Man, they've got it made. Don't have to work for a living, have free heat in the winter, shelter all year.....Am I missing something?" Then I grab my .22 rifle and it's no holds barred.....

[I'm Painting Again]

kill them before they kill you..

[Scodiddly]

you should kill them off now..just be careful they then who don't turn into zombie squirrels..because once you got zombie squirrels..then you got do zombie owls..that brings french toast..then the property value goes down the tubes with the stairs..maybe you would be better off with safety glasses and a net?

EXACTLY what I was thinking. Ideas on how to prevent the zombification of my little squirrels? I see them every once in a while when I walk outside...they scurry along into my attic and I just watch and think to myself, "Man, they've got it made. Don't have to work for a living, have free heat in the winter, shelter all year.....Am I missing something?" Then I grab my .22 rifle and it's no holds barred.....

Rule #1 when fighting zombies: save the last bullet for yourself.

[JohnDavisNYC]

i occasionally hear things scurrying around the ceiling of my room... probably mice. good old brooklyn warehouses... haven't had any in the house for about a year, tho. i don't mind having other little creatures around unless they start shitting all over or eating my food. then i kill them.

john

[maz]

Rule #1 when fighting zombies: save the last bullet for yourself.

ain't it the truth.

[Isolation]

i use that same rule when mormons start invading my house...

apologies to any and all mormons, living or undead...

[I'm Painting Again]

i occasionally hear things scurrying around the ceiling of my room... probably mice. good old brooklyn warehouses... haven't had any in the house for about a year, tho. i don't mind having other little creatures around unless they start shitting all over or eating my food. then i kill them.

john

those are probably giant rats..i hear the filmed the secret of nymn in a Brooklyn warehouse..

[TrumpsHair]

I once had a family of possum living in the wall behind my bed. Fucking noisy - and it made my dog go nuts. I ended up cutting a small hole in the drywall and then I lit various objects, like sticks of incense, or long slivers of wood, and stuck it through the hole, trying to get them to leave cause of the smoke. I dropped a stick once behind the wall and it began to catch fire. The smoke was getting out of hand. They didn't like it either, but they stayed, nevertheless.

I finally took a spritzer bottle and sprayed various concoctions onto the poor possum family. Eventually the got the hint.

Fucking Possums!