I just crushed my balls

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I just crushed my balls

Post by ottokbre » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:59 am

damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by Ivon » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:03 am

ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
I saw this guy in the high school gym room...and this is horrible (parental discretion is advised)...accidentally slam his penis and balls between two 45 lb. plates as he was placing them on the bar. They had to take him to the doctor.

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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by trodden » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:03 am

ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
I'm sorry. maybe you can get L & I or worker's comp?

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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by andrew embassy » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:21 am

iwokojance wrote:
ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
I saw this guy in the high school gym room...and this is horrible (parental discretion is advised)...accidentally slam his penis and balls between two 45 lb. plates as he was placing them on the bar. They had to take him to the doctor.
How does one let this happen to one's self?
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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by JASIII » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:21 am

Dude, first kidney stones, now this? You better go somewhere safe for a while and just relax.
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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by Ivon » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:26 am

andrew embassy wrote:
iwokojance wrote:
ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
I saw this guy in the high school gym room...and this is horrible (parental discretion is advised)...accidentally slam his penis and balls between two 45 lb. plates as he was placing them on the bar. They had to take him to the doctor.
How does one let this happen to one's self?
Honestly, the guy who did it was a little slow...seriously. He wasn't running on all four cylinders.

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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by ottokbre » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:36 am

2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by Ivon » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:42 am

ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
Just out of curiosity, how'd you hurt your paraphanelia in an office chair?

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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by ottokbre » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:55 am

iwokojance wrote:
ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
Just out of curiosity, how'd you hurt your paraphanelia in an office chair?
got up to grab a phone w/o giving propper ball clearance during the upward thigh extension
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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by Ivon » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:05 am

ottokbre wrote:
iwokojance wrote:
ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
Just out of curiosity, how'd you hurt your paraphanelia in an office chair?
got up to grab a phone w/o giving propper ball clearance during the upward thigh extension


:( Ouch.

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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by Greenlander » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:35 pm

ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
Speak for yourself.
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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by bedbug » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:53 pm

Some dude I went to high school with twisted his vas deferens ... or I dunno, those cords the balls hang from, during a baskeball game. Had to be taken to the hospital and stuff. Anyway ... he ended up being in a local band we opened up for just this past fall. This was like 10 years after the fact. The first thing I said to him was "dude, how's your balls?" It was a very There's Something About Mary moment. He had a pretty good sense of humor about it.

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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by apropos of nothing » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:03 pm

For being such small things, they sure have a lot of nerve endings.

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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by marqueemoon » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:22 pm

Wow. My job only crushes my balls in a metaphorical sense.
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Re: I just crushed my balls

Post by rhythm ranch » Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:11 pm

Why the fuck were balls designed to be on the outside???

Really bad mistake God. :twisted:

Should have made 'em work tucked up somewhere safe and sound.

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