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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by djdrake13 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:24 pm

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by seeabove » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:10 pm

I can't pick one, so...

1. "Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

2. The entire Pretzel Lady Episode. Seriously, each line is better than the last.

3.
Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut,
that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact,
they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on
third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by MoreSpaceEcho » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:56 pm

bart: who would hurt a kid? an AMERICAN kid?????

ralph, proudly: when i grow up i'm going to bovine university!

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by honkyjonk » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:27 pm

The Bart vs. Lisa hockey episode.
Homer asks Lisa to sit in the front seat for the ride home after tearing it up as goalie.

Lisa says something to the effect of: I won't sit in the front seat to perpetuate the mood of competitive violence inherent in hockey matches, but I will sit in the front seat because I'm your daughter and you love me.

Lisa get's in and Homer quick slams the door:
"Sucker!, competitive violence, that's why you're here!!!"

Another Ralph:
"Me fail english. That's unpossible."

The Smithers singing bit during the candy song , where he does Whip it, always get's me.
"Licorice Whip!!!"

Someone help me out with the dogs barking with bees coming out of their mouths quote. That's hilarious.

And that reminds me of the episode where Santa's Little helper runs off, and Homer says to Bart,
"So you can either sit around here eating can after can of dogfood in hopes that he will smell you and come back or. . "
Help me out here. . . that's not quite it.



Jeez there's so many.

Remarkable quality sustained for so many years.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by horacesqueeze » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:16 pm

From the New York episode:
Homer : what do you have to drink?
Man peddling Middle eastern food: Mountian Dew and crabjusice.
Homer :Ewwwwww! Gimme the crab juice!

My sig line is another favorite of mine. It was siad by the stuntman in the episode where Bart tries to jump the Springfield gorge.

Homer :"Hey there Ganesh. Wanna Peanut?"
Apu : Please do not offer my God a peanut.

Mmmmm...incapaciating (after spraying Cop Marge's pepper spray on his eggs)
Mmmmmmm...ovilucious (after eating Apu's wife fertility pills)

Any of the Stonecutter episodes are awesome, esp the song!
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by spideyjack » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:28 pm

"mmm, floor pie!"

Homer


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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by rolandk » Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:49 pm

Homer gets thrown in jail for drunk driving. Marge goes in to bail him out.

Chief Wiggum: "Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is DOA."

Marge: "WHAT!?? HE'S DEAD???"

Chief: "OH! OH! I'M SORRY! He's DUI, I always get those mixed up."

Another lady walks in, says to Chief: "I'm here to pick up my husband, he's DUI."

Chief: "Uhhh....."
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by cgarges » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:08 pm

"Mmmmmm...sugar walls."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by sad iron » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:32 pm

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by sonikbliss » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:34 pm

Ralph is by far the best:

"My daddy shoots people."

"These plastic pants are hot! Go United States!"

"I'm a pop sensation!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a principal, or a caterpillar!"

"My worm went in my mouth"

"I glued my head to my shoulder"

"Wheee! ...ow, I bit my tongue!"

"I'm a boy!"

"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by MichaelAlan » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:41 pm

honkyjonk wrote:
Someone help me out with the dogs barking with bees coming out of their mouths quote. That's hilarious.
DUDE!! That's my favorite one I think...

What are you gonna do sick the dogs on me? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in thier mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

Thank you for reminding me about that one. And I agree with you about quality, up untill the last few years. The late 90's were the golden years I think.


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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Kilroy » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:30 pm

My cats breath smells like cat food

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Girl Toes » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:32 pm

"We are responding on foot. We need pretzels. I repeat, pretzels."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by numberthirty » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:19 am

Ralph Wiggum to Lisa Simpson(for no apparent reason) "I sleep in a drawer" Best real life Simpson reference in a conversation: "You kissed her? Yikes! She looks like Ralph Wiggum" My friend Nathan to me midway into a very funny new year's eve party...

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by TomS » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:53 am

burns: "I'd give it all up for just a little more."

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