How to open wine without cork screw???

[Girl Toes]

Please help, hot girl coming over.

[Ivon]

Push the cork in with a screw driver, butter knife, or other similar utensil. Do it gently so as to not splash wine on yourself. Oh yeah...do this with the bottle on the floor, secured between your two feet. Of course, the cork floating in the wine is a little tacky. But, it won't matter if she doesn't see that or if she's laid back.

[andrew embassy]

Pfff, that's crap. Lance is wild, untammed.

Lance. Break the dam top off.

[ottokbre]

find your two thinnist knives and stick them down the side of the cork right up against the glass. then pull back up and the cork should come up with it. watch your fingers, dont cut them off! girls usually like fingers!

[Mr. Dipity]

Please help, hot girl coming over.

Give up now. If you're checking tapeop at this point, then there's no hope for you.

Alternatively, please check in with us frequently throughout the evening for advice and opinions. We'll be waiting here to provide instant feedback to her every comment, and cheer you on when it seems like you are about to make a breakthrough in the relationship.

Just don't make this guy's mistake.

I'm not suggesting that you don't pursue the same exemplary avenues of social facilitation - far from it! I'm suggesting that you learn from his example, and do a better job.

[aurt]

What's really important is, can she open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew, if you know what I mean?

[Ivon]

Of course, Mr. Romance, you could have avoided this whole cork fiasco if you would have just bought a good old bottle of Boone's Hill, vintage bleck.

[JASIII]

easy. find the largest screw you can find, pair of pliers, and you're golden

[Girl Toes]

Didn't get the wine open, but I think the recordings came out very nice.

[psychicoctopus]

bwa ha ha.

[Scodiddly]

What, no webcam?

I think I've heard of gently heating the bottle to push the cork out... but of course I could be tragically wrong.

[bedbug]

Of course, Mr. Romance, you could have avoided this whole cork fiasco if you would have just bought a good old bottle of Boone's Hill, vintage bleck.

Get the Carlo Rossi big jug with the screw cap. Any wine that comes in a bottle with a cork is for snobs.

[Ivon]

Of course, Mr. Romance, you could have avoided this whole cork fiasco if you would have just bought a good old bottle of Boone's Hill, vintage bleck.

Get the Carlo Rossi big jug with the screw cap. Any wine that comes in a bottle with a cork is for snobs.

Yes. The Carlo Rossi Rose is exquisite, rivaled only by that of Franzia Chabli.

[Stan Keyhole]

Ahhh...

Learned this last wekend, the hard way. I bought four bottles of liquor and a bottle of red wine for a party. When I got home, I put all of them in the freezer, forgetting that one of them was wine.

A couple hours later...voila! - open bottle of wine. Which had to be thawed. Which then tasted really bad. To be fair, I'd never had this wine, so it may have tasted like crap anyway.

So, anyway, I probably don't recommend this.

[Isolation]

be metal about it, shove the bottle in your eyesocket and break it off...real men do this all of the time...