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[Bear]

No. I mean we can lactate. We have mammary glands and everything. Only less prominant and "dormant."

And I just ate some cap'n crunch. It was awesome.

[Girl Toes]

So do I have to have a baby??? Tell me how to get those suckers running!!!

Wow!! At my shows I'lll sell Lance Romance cheese and ice cream and milk!!! This will fucking rule!!!

But right now, I just need soggies for the Cap'n Crunch.

Did you lactate in your bowl?

[Bear]

I haven't lactated yet. I just read that some guys will occasionally get a little action, and that some males have had maternal reactions to their children, usually in absence of a woman, and have produced milk.

If I could do it, I would like to nurse young animals back to health and reclaim my throne as father nature, and then go head-to-head against mother nature in a battle royale. It's a dream of mine.