Lieing about Santa

[Rick Hunter]

"Hey Timmy...A long time ago, this dude said he was gods son and God at the same time (WTF??!!!). And then people got pissed and killed him by nailing him to a cross. He totally died, then a few days later he came back to life. But not like a zombie or a vampire. Then he fucking went to heaven and we havent heard shit since. Anyway, you get stuff for his birthday."

...awkward silence...

"nevermind, Timmy. Some fat guy in a red suit flys around throws shit down the chimminy."

[jamoo]

"Hey Timmy...A long time ago, this dude said he was gods son and God at the same time (WTF??!!!).

Did he say that? Somehow I thought that was ascribed status.

Great point regardless.

[swingdoc]

"nevermind, Timmy. Some fat guy in a red suit flys around throws shit down the chimminy."

Daddy, do you wear a red suit when you're throwing shit into mommas chimney?

[Rigsby]

I just tell them the truth - which is weird enough as-is.

Really? So they've never experienced Santa delivering presents, how does that fit in with their friends at school believing in Santa?

[tommymakestapes]

anyone ever read or listen to the david sedaris dutch christmas piece? something how their traditions are the same as ours for the most part except thier deal is they will get their clogs filled with treats if they were good or six to eight black men will kidnap them if they're bad. only in the nietherlands.....

[jamoo]

anyone ever read or listen to the david sedaris dutch christmas piece? something how their traditions are the same as ours for the most part except thier deal is they will get their clogs filled with treats if they were good or six to eight black men will kidnap them if they're bad. only in the nietherlands.....

Oh yeah, I'd so rather be kidnapped by six to eight men from Cambodia.

Is this the punishment for being average, but thinking bad toughts?