Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

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Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

Post by Greenlander » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:45 pm

Sussy Sent me this urgent message on Friendster. I really want to help her, but how? Anyone got any ideas? Or you can write to Sussy directly at the email address she has provided.

FROM : SUSSY KAMARA
NOTE:PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL
BOX
BELOW; (sussy_kamara2005@yahoo.com)

URGENT / ASSISTANCE
HELLO DEAR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE
OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOU. I KNOW THIS MAIL MAY COME TO
YOU AS A SURPRISE, SINCE WE HAVE NOT
KNOWN OR WRITTEN BEFORE. AFER YOU
RECEIVE THIS MAIL KINDLY CONTACT ME ON
MY PRIVATE E.MAIL CONTACT BELOW.

INTRODUCING MYSELF, I AM SUSSY KAMARA,
THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF THE LATE MR AND
MRS DIKKO KAMARA, MY FATHER WAS A
GOLD AND COCOA MERCAHNT BASED IN
ACCRA, GHANA AND ABIDJAN (IVORY COAST),
HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS
BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR
BUSINESS TRIPS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY
FATHER ON 29TH JUNE 2003 IN A PRIVATE
HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY
CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME
THAT HE HAS A SUM OF USD $6.5M (SIX
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S),
DEPOSITED IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN ONE
OF THE PRIME BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN IVORY
COAST, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS
ONLY DAUGHTER FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN
DEPOSITING OF THE FUND.
HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS
BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS
POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES,
THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN
PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE
WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND
USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE SUCH AS
EXPANSION OF HIS EXISTING COCOA
BUSINESS AND REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT
OVERSEAS.
DEAR FRIEND, I AM HUMBLY SEEKING YOUR
ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO ASSIST ME IN RETRIVING THIS MONEY
FROM THE BANK
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO
COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER
MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A
RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY
MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU
15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS
COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT
AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS
FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT
OVERSEAS.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR
OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I
BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE
CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) WORKING
DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.

NB : PLEASE CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU
RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE ON THE TELEPHONE
NUMBER AS STATED ABOVE OR E-MAIL
ADDRESS ABOVE
(sussy_kamara2005@yahoo.com) .

ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

YOURS SINCERELY,
SUSSY KAMARA.

NOTE:PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL
BOX
BELOW; (sussy_kamara2005@yahoo.com)
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Re: Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

Post by the velour fog » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:34 pm

ask her to send you a full body shot.
"Set Phasers to Extra Slow."

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Re: Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:50 am

thegunshyboy wrote:ask her to send you a full body shot.
That's been done to death.

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Re: Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:51 am

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Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:52 am

Za-za-zing

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Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:53 am

Ba-ba-bling

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Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:54 am

Cara-bala-zing

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Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:54 am

Bmm-bmm-dsh-zing

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Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:55 am

Tara-ra-bling

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Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:57 am

Hey-bada-bada-swing

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Re: Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

Post by Greenlander » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:58 am

sserendipity wrote:Tara-ra-bling

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Hmm, yeah I'll mention that
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Post by Mr. Dipity » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:58 am

A-zing, a-zung-zing

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Re: Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

Post by YOUR KONG » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:29 am

You could friend her. Your network of contacts keeps growing! It's easy and fun!

Come to think of it, that would be a good gag profile.

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Re: Urgent Friendster Message from SUSSY KAMARA

Post by Greenlander » Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:27 am

King Kong Kitchie Kitchie wrote:You could friend her. Your network of contacts keeps growing! It's easy and fun!

Come to think of it, that would be a good gag profile.
That's a great idea. But there's absolutely nothing in the profile, it's completely blank. I just wish it had "ripping off gullible westerners" in the interests section, then I'd add her in a flash.
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