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making good piss

Post by Girl Toes » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:20 am

I have been thinking about how that, what ever I happen to ingest really must effect the taste of my piss. If I eat corn, I probably have pretty corny piss, especially if its canned kernel corn. How ever, I'm rather reluctant to just grab a cup and take a swig, as it still seems rather disgusting. Maybe this is already a proven theory, though, and someone knows a good diet for me to maintain to make my piss delicious and therefor worth trying. Any ideas??

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Re: making good piss

Post by sonikbliss » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:38 am

Piss is the waste that's left after your body has already absorbed all the vitamins and nutrients from what you ingested, so I don't think you would really gain any health benifits from drinking it. If you insist though, I would recommend a good mixture of Schlitz beer, broccoli, and asparagus. If that doesn't do something for you nothing will.

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Re: making good piss

Post by cassettefetish » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:22 am

Artificial sweeteners just pass through your body, and are still intact in your urine. So your urine could taste pretty good if you drink a lot of DIET FRESCA. MMMMM....

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Re: making good piss

Post by I'm Painting Again » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:39 am

the only time piss is worth drinking is when your body is digesting and purging "magic mushrooms" drinking the urine will get you high all over again..or so i've heard..i told some friends about it once and they drank their own pee but i cant remember if they said it worked or not..or if I would believe them if they told me anyway..

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Re: making good piss

Post by joelpatterson » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:42 am

Surely there were monks in medieval times who set out to prove this once and for all.
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Post by JASIII » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:50 am

I do know that if you are stranded at sea, you are supposed to drink your own piss instead of saltwater.
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Post by nlmd311 » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:52 am

BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:...i told some friends about it once and they drank their own pee but i cant remember if they said it worked or not..or if I would believe them if they told me anyway..
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Re: making good piss

Post by SqueeGees » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:01 am

what the shit... is this a real question?
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Re: making good piss

Post by penelec » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:54 am

SqueeGees wrote:what the shit... is this a real question?
You're right! The canned corn would work well with shit, too, SqueeGees.

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Re: making good piss

Post by spankenstein » Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:07 pm

A lot of vitamins and minerals come out that aren't absorbed into your systesm... liek Vitamin C. Also penicillin derivitives come out in tact and drinking your own urine can make a short supply last longer.

The drinking your pee at sea, at least from what I learned, was to help with the scurvy sores. Many antibodies are passed through urine and YOUR urine is sterile to you. If there is no clean source of water to clean a wound use your own urine instead.

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Post by bobbydj » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:09 pm

spankenstein wrote: If there is no clean source of water to clean a wound use your own urine instead.
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Re: making good piss

Post by psychicoctopus » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:39 pm

BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:the only time piss is worth drinking is when your body is digesting and purging "magic mushrooms" drinking the urine will get you high all over again..or so i've heard..i told some friends about it once and they drank their own pee but i cant remember if they said it worked or not..or if I would believe them if they told me anyway..
Not sure if this is true with psilocybes but the literature seems to concur that amanita muscaria produces psychedelic pee.


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Re: making good piss

Post by cassettefetish » Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:48 pm

Not sure if this is true with psilocybes but the literature seems to concur that amanita muscaria produces psychedelic pee.


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Re: making good piss

Post by andyg666 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:32 pm

well, we know for sure that if you eat a bunch of asparagus, your piss is going to stink. so let's get a volunteer to eat a few dozen roses and observe how it effects the smell of your piss.

any takers? i'll pay $12 (minus the cost of the roses) to sponsor this research.

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Re: making good piss

Post by ubertar » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:07 pm

Eating beets makes it turn red. Or drinking beet juice. Makes your poop red too.
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