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i love stupid people

Post by bellulah » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:19 am

so one of my jobs is at target (go ahead and poke fun (i said poke)) at the customer... i'm sorry... "guest" service desk.

and there are countless dumb people in a week that bring back desktop cd players. we have to ask if there was anything wrong with the item, and the answer is always the same. "it just doesn't sound good."

i wanna stab them with a spork! for chrit's sake... it's an emerson. it cost you like $8. and it's PERIWINKLE!! of course it's gonna sound like crap!

there. i said it.

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Re: i love stupid people

Post by joelpatterson » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:30 am

You don't try to persuade them they're on the cutting edge of lo-fi?
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Re: i love stupid people

Post by YOUR KONG » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:10 am

You should tell them it's because they had the EQ preset on "Rock" instead of "Pop."

And therefore they invalidated their return policy.

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Re: i love stupid people

Post by psychicoctopus » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:07 am

the CDs they put in it probably sounded like shit to begin with.
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