How to Spay your pet elephant
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How to Spay your pet elephant
Lately, my pet elephant has been trying to get his fuck on with my pet monkey, and little monkey man will have none of that elephant sex. I guess there's no stopping an elephant's urges, but I dont want to have to deal with a pregnant monkey trying to solder my stuff, that thing is a pain in the ass as it is, it'll only become more of a bitch once its pregnant and moody.
fucking elephant...
dave
fucking elephant...
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Re: How to Spay your pet elephant
Hasn't your elephant ever heard that song by Loverboy? "Monkey and Elephant DNA just won't splice"
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Re: How to Spay your pet elephant
Here's what you do.... remeber those Tiny Demonic Monkeys that you put away in your closet last fall? Well here's where they finally get a chance to shine, sir!
Take those little fuckers and shove 'em up your elephants ass... won't know what hit him! He'll be sitting pretty for hours on end, turning peanuts to peanut butter and his bananna won't take up so much of his time anymore, might even start throwing bananna spanking parties with all the other elephants one the block! (the good ones with the Demonic Monkeys, that is).
Your own personal monkey will be back to racking channels in no time!
Take those little fuckers and shove 'em up your elephants ass... won't know what hit him! He'll be sitting pretty for hours on end, turning peanuts to peanut butter and his bananna won't take up so much of his time anymore, might even start throwing bananna spanking parties with all the other elephants one the block! (the good ones with the Demonic Monkeys, that is).
Your own personal monkey will be back to racking channels in no time!
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Re: How to Spay your pet elephant
my pet monkey can do more than dance...
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Re: How to Spay your pet elephant
you think yours is the only sub-human life form that can dance?
wanna duel?
wanna duel?
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Re: How to Spay your pet elephant
Simple. Tranqulizers.
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Re: How to Spay your pet elephant
You mean the core of the ProTools system? TDM forever!DeafinONEear wrote:remeber those Tiny Demonic Monkeys
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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Re: How to Spay your pet elephant
Yeah, only now they're the core of your Elephants lower digestional track!
cool, huh?
cool, huh?
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