funny amazon reviews

[Electricide]

always good to see people abusing the internet.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm ... tart-at=1&

[bedbug]

You gotta be careful with those kama sutra positions.

[eeldip]

love that clash of the titans review.

good mix of hi/lo art as well.

[markpar]

My favorite quite from the the Clash of the Titans review:

If you like Marc Singer in Beastmaster, you'll love Harry Hamlin in this movie.

-mark

[DJEmbarrassment]

here's an actual review from amazon re: the CD "Chat Chat" by Takako Minekawa:

7 of 27 people found the following review helpful:

that it cpuld hav ebetter music in it., September 30, 1999
Reviewer: An Amazon.com Customer
personaly i think it could be better because i'm only teenager what do you ecept from me but it is good but me i don't really listen to it, why do you have to have so many words well this all i can write.

[trashy]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long long long time.

From the review of the 5-disc DVD player:
" I bought this DVD player because I thought you can play 5 movies at a time. It doesn't! It only plays one, and the other 4 just sit there in the machine and do nothing. If you want to see five movies at once, you'll have to buy 5 different DVD players. That's too many, and you still have to watch them one at a time."

[marqueemoon]

I used to work at Amazon, and whenever we came across a particularly funny member page, it would get forwarded all over the department (except to the people we thought might actually report them as a problem). They're better at catching the riff-raff now, but for a while there the customer reviews were the Wild West.

Arrgh. I wish I had saved some of those usernames somewhere.