Avoiding a shark attack

Rick Hunter · Post by **Rick Hunter** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:32 am

Bear wrote:What if you punched the shark in the face while wearing the infinity guantlet? That shark would get fucked up, that's what.

man, if a shark attacked me while I was wearing the infinity gauntlet I would totally will it dead and then I would will it back into exsistance and then I would put it in a dress and pee on its face.

Stephen Horsley · Post by **Stephen Horsley** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:29 pm

we have just been on holiday on an island that is a shark breeding area. there are a lot of sharks out there (once a 1000 hammerheads were seen schooling!)

according to my diving friends, if you see a shark, and its interested in you, swim towards it, cos they are so used to things swimming away, that they will think you are a predator.

Could be bullshit, but hey, you are prob gonna die, so why not.

shark meat tastes nice tho:-)

Rolsen · Post by **Rolsen** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:52 pm

My friend was charged by a bear. He pissed himself, yet the bear continued his charge. Maybe sharks are different?

dirty · Post by **dirty** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:42 pm

The bear needs to actually be HIT BY the pee.

Common mistake though. I've made it myself.

Rigsby · Post by **Rigsby** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:49 am

dirty wrote:The bear needs to actually be HIT BY the pee.

Common mistake though. I've made it myself.

So hows that healing coming along then?

dirty · Post by **dirty** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:54 am

Stings.

I'm Painting Again · Post by **I'm Painting Again** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:26 pm

just dont swim with meat ductaped to your body..

I was swimming off the coast of norman island (Brittish Virgin Islands)..an unihabited island (actually was the basis for "Treasure Island") and came across a six foot baracuda..I shit myself and swam the other way real fast..He didnt follow..then I saw a sea turtles wang..

dirty · Post by **dirty** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 6:31 pm

This is way off topic, but that avatar makes me smile every time. The lion is having SO MUCH FUN!

Not to mention bears dancing...

MichaelAlan · Post by **MichaelAlan** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 6:48 pm

BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:just dont swim with meat ductaped to your body..

I was swimming off the coast of norman island (Brittish Virgin Islands)..an unihabited island (actually was the basis for "Treasure Island") and came across a six foot baracuda..I shit myself and swam the other way real fast..He didnt follow..then I saw a sea turtles wang..

Turtle wang? is that a Ninja weapon?

rolandk · Post by **rolandk** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:18 pm

Now I'm really confused. So how do you avoid a sea turtle wang attack?

I'm Painting Again · Post by **I'm Painting Again** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:58 am

the sea turtles didnt attack..neither did the baracuda..

turtle wang is not a ninja weapon!!!
ninjas use magic, lasers, and swords..Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Rigsby · Post by **Rigsby** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:03 am

BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:the sea turtles didnt attack..neither did the baracuda..

turtle wang is not a ninja weapon!!!
ninjas use magic, lasers, and swords..Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

That link, is it really your site? Awesome, i laughed my ass off, really. Good work.

I'm Painting Again · Post by **I'm Painting Again** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:17 pm

not mine..just my favorite site on the net..I'm not that talented..

Rigsby · Post by **Rigsby** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:19 am

Definately one of the greatest things to ever grace the net, if anyone hasn't seen it then go forth, it really will enrich your life.

Greenlander · Post by **Greenlander** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:58 am

BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:just dont swim with meat ductaped to your body..

Well, it goes against everything I've learned up to now, but I'll give it a try.

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