I just crushed my balls
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I saw this guy in the high school gym room...and this is horrible (parental discretion is advised)...accidentally slam his penis and balls between two 45 lb. plates as he was placing them on the bar. They had to take him to the doctor.ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
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I'm sorry. maybe you can get L & I or worker's comp?ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
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How does one let this happen to one's self?iwokojance wrote:I saw this guy in the high school gym room...and this is horrible (parental discretion is advised)...accidentally slam his penis and balls between two 45 lb. plates as he was placing them on the bar. They had to take him to the doctor.ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
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Dude, first kidney stones, now this? You better go somewhere safe for a while and just relax.
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Honestly, the guy who did it was a little slow...seriously. He wasn't running on all four cylinders.andrew embassy wrote:How does one let this happen to one's self?iwokojance wrote:I saw this guy in the high school gym room...and this is horrible (parental discretion is advised)...accidentally slam his penis and balls between two 45 lb. plates as he was placing them on the bar. They had to take him to the doctor.ottokbre wrote:damn office chairs! ....arrrgggg.....
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Just out of curiosity, how'd you hurt your paraphanelia in an office chair?ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
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got up to grab a phone w/o giving propper ball clearance during the upward thigh extensioniwokojance wrote:Just out of curiosity, how'd you hurt your paraphanelia in an office chair?ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
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ottokbre wrote:got up to grab a phone w/o giving propper ball clearance during the upward thigh extensioniwokojance wrote:Just out of curiosity, how'd you hurt your paraphanelia in an office chair?ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
Ouch.
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Speak for yourself.ottokbre wrote:2005 is NOT the year of the penis!
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Some dude I went to high school with twisted his vas deferens ... or I dunno, those cords the balls hang from, during a baskeball game. Had to be taken to the hospital and stuff. Anyway ... he ended up being in a local band we opened up for just this past fall. This was like 10 years after the fact. The first thing I said to him was "dude, how's your balls?" It was a very There's Something About Mary moment. He had a pretty good sense of humor about it.
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For being such small things, they sure have a lot of nerve endings.
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Wow. My job only crushes my balls in a metaphorical sense.
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But I was very much bothered with my work!
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Why the fuck were balls designed to be on the outside???
Really bad mistake God.
Should have made 'em work tucked up somewhere safe and sound.
Really bad mistake God.
Should have made 'em work tucked up somewhere safe and sound.
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