dimensions of your wang
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Re: dimensions of your wang
ok sorry two other people..
i bet this guy would post his size in a second..
i bet this guy would post his size in a second..
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Re: dimensions of your wang
YES! that guy is in Lost Boys, isn't he? Oh man, that guy is hilarious.BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:ok sorry two other people..
i bet this guy would post his size in a second..
6" x 1.65"
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Re: dimensions of your wang
This is not drawn to actual size. The shaft of my penis is 2 inches in length and 1/2 inch in diameter. My right ball (depicted as the lower one in the above diagram) is approximately 10 inches in diameter, while my left ball (upper) is about 8 inches. The combined density of my testicles totals approximately 800 kg. ** (see footnote)
** All given dimensions are while penis is fully engorged.
Re: dimensions of your wang
I really wasn't sure, so I went and measured. I clock in at almost exactly 6". Didn't think to do the width, but a about the size of a keilbasa (sp?). I also looked up what's average, and it's about 5" to 6". So I'm a-okay. And by that I mean all your mom's are pregnant.
I am wangtacular.
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Re: dimensions of your wang
Men LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE about this.
I totally don't ever believe anyone that answers this question. men totally lie. (Not here, of course.)
I know a lot of guys that say "yeah, it's 8" and when it comes down to it, it's like 3". (serously.)
I am proud to say I am 6 1/2" (7 if I am REALLY excited) and THICK AS ALL HELL. My current love can't even recieve it or put it in the mouth.
I've actually only been with ONE person that was bigger. The rest have been close but no cigar. I've got big balls, too.
I've never heard anything but "whoa" when I unveil it.
I am very confident about my penis. That was not always the case.
I also have photographic documentation if anyone cares.
Edit: i realize I like talking about this... that's funny to me.
I totally don't ever believe anyone that answers this question. men totally lie. (Not here, of course.)
I know a lot of guys that say "yeah, it's 8" and when it comes down to it, it's like 3". (serously.)
I am proud to say I am 6 1/2" (7 if I am REALLY excited) and THICK AS ALL HELL. My current love can't even recieve it or put it in the mouth.
I've actually only been with ONE person that was bigger. The rest have been close but no cigar. I've got big balls, too.
I've never heard anything but "whoa" when I unveil it.
I am very confident about my penis. That was not always the case.
I also have photographic documentation if anyone cares.
Edit: i realize I like talking about this... that's funny to me.
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Re: dimensions of your wang
i wish i was a little more wide..do you guys think i should get some of those pills i get emails about?
Re: dimensions of your wang
im hung like a coffee can.........
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I am proud to say I am 6 1/2" (7 if I am REALLY excited) and THICK AS ALL HELL. My current love can't even recieve it or put it in the mouth.
What do you do then?
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Re: dimensions of your wang
in the biblical sense?cassettefetish wrote: I've actually only been with ONE person that was bigger.
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I'm just waiting for someone to start the "Pictures of your Wang" thread.
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Re: What do you do then? Not much. I don't cheat.. but this relationship is almost over.
I have photos of my wang all over the internet. I'm a total exhibitionist.
I have photos of my wang all over the internet. I'm a total exhibitionist.
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I've got photos of my wang on the internet to, but only because I have an Apadravya. And it's 6".
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Re: dimensions of your wang
A solid 6. dunno about the girth - never took the time to measure.
why are we concerned about this, exactly? is someone polling to find out if it's true that 'every other guy' is at least 8"?
this can be the weirdest forum sometimes. it's got that going for it. which is good.
boobs.
why are we concerned about this, exactly? is someone polling to find out if it's true that 'every other guy' is at least 8"?
this can be the weirdest forum sometimes. it's got that going for it. which is good.
boobs.
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Re: dimensions of your wang
I think you mean nut-opening.Greenlander wrote: (seeing the inside of someone's nut was eye opening).
So the wang you make is equal to the wang you take? (I'm so sorry, Paul McCartney.)Greenlander wrote: But apparently for any wang you have outside your body, you've got an equal amount of wang inside.
me = dozens of mm = metric wang
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