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How many guys named after fictional computers (named after fictional butlers) does it take to tell that joke?
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Sorry man, drummer jokes make me CRAAAAAYYY-ZEEEEEeeeeeeeee...........
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Gregg Juke
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Great! I've got one special just for you, vuvy... Told to me by the one and only Will McFarland (former guitarist for Bonnie Raitt).
A band gets a call from their manager that the showcase that evening is very important-- there is a bidding war on for them at this very moment, and 15 A&R guys will be in the audience waiting to rush them with contracts after the show. The guys get there, set-up, and get ready to play. Curtain goes up, and they are (mostly) in-the-zone. The guitar player is thinking-- "Man, when we get that advance money, I'll buy a new car, get me a Les Paul with real gold frets and tuning keys, and a brand new Ferrari!" The drummer is thinking "I'll get some new tubs; maybe those shiny new DW's! And my girl and I will get some down-time in Hawaii." The keyboardist is thinking about the latest Kurzweil offerings, and maybe some investment strategies for a successful early retirement...
The bass player is thinking............
"A-A-A-A, D-D-D-D, A-A-A-A..."
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A band gets a call from their manager that the showcase that evening is very important-- there is a bidding war on for them at this very moment, and 15 A&R guys will be in the audience waiting to rush them with contracts after the show. The guys get there, set-up, and get ready to play. Curtain goes up, and they are (mostly) in-the-zone. The guitar player is thinking-- "Man, when we get that advance money, I'll buy a new car, get me a Les Paul with real gold frets and tuning keys, and a brand new Ferrari!" The drummer is thinking "I'll get some new tubs; maybe those shiny new DW's! And my girl and I will get some down-time in Hawaii." The keyboardist is thinking about the latest Kurzweil offerings, and maybe some investment strategies for a successful early retirement...
The bass player is thinking............
"A-A-A-A, D-D-D-D, A-A-A-A..."
GJ
Gregg Juke
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
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http://MightyNoStars.com
"He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business-- 'Never trust people in the music business.' "
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
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Gregg Juke
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"He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business-- 'Never trust people in the music business.' "
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
Drum! Magazine Contributor
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Q.-- How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A.-- One to screw in the light-bulb; 25 more to watch and say "Huh. Not bad, but I could have done it better."
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A.-- One to screw in the light-bulb; 25 more to watch and say "Huh. Not bad, but I could have done it better."
GJ
Gregg Juke
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
Drum! Magazine Contributor
http://MightyNoStars.com
"He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business-- 'Never trust people in the music business.' "
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Q.-- How many guitarists bring their own 3-to-2 AC/ground adaptor to practice or gigs?
A.-- Trick question-- None of them ever come prepared...
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A.-- Trick question-- None of them ever come prepared...
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Gregg Juke
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
Drum! Magazine Contributor
http://MightyNoStars.com
"He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business-- 'Never trust people in the music business.' "
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
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Q.-- Why did the guitar player finally go to practice?
A.-- To get his laundry done and eat the rehearsal room's owner's food...
(Those last two were not even a joke, just actual experiences)...
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A.-- To get his laundry done and eat the rehearsal room's owner's food...
(Those last two were not even a joke, just actual experiences)...
GJ
Gregg Juke
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
Drum! Magazine Contributor
http://MightyNoStars.com
"He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business-- 'Never trust people in the music business.' "
Nocturnal Productions Music Group
Drum! Magazine Contributor
http://MightyNoStars.com
"He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business-- 'Never trust people in the music business.' "
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