Vlayman (latest)
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1. Drink (Why I) 02:59
2. Fake News 03:19
3. JAMC (the song) 04:03
A collab atween a Scot and a Yank, yeah.
Oor Wullie played/recorded drums on all and add'l percussion on # 2 and #3 and keys on #3, from Glasow; Vlayman played all else from Chicago.
Fartwork by BeansOnToast
Mixt & Masturd by Jose Jones at Feta Central DDL
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1. Sompin' You Know 03:56
2. True Grit 03:30
3. Prescient 03:47
4. Snardsong 04:09
5. Hip Hop 03:15
6. Lethargic 02:59
7. Hemp Bag 03:06
8. Bleeds the Daylight 03:19
9. The Last One 03:36
A sleep-deprived tub-thumper and a perpetually unhungover string-stroker bash out some choons.
Play loud, please.
released September 5, 2017
Vezina: impact protocol
Vlayman: lubeless fingering and gargles
TomS: guitar on #9
Drums recorded at Renae's Place along with bass and guitar on #9; all else recorded at Feta Central Recording DDL where the alleged mixing and masturding also occurred.
Fartwerk by BeansOnToast
1. Sompin' You Know 03:56
2. True Grit 03:30
3. Prescient 03:47
4. Snardsong 04:09
5. Hip Hop 03:15
6. Lethargic 02:59
7. Hemp Bag 03:06
8. Bleeds the Daylight 03:19
9. The Last One 03:36
A sleep-deprived tub-thumper and a perpetually unhungover string-stroker bash out some choons.
Play loud, please.
released September 5, 2017
Vezina: impact protocol
Vlayman: lubeless fingering and gargles
TomS: guitar on #9
Drums recorded at Renae's Place along with bass and guitar on #9; all else recorded at Feta Central Recording DDL where the alleged mixing and masturding also occurred.
Fartwerk by BeansOnToast
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1. A Better Knot 04:10
2. Eradicate 03:30
3. Walkin' on Air 03:41
4. Got Away 04:00
5. Different in the Dark 04:20
Teeth, hair, snares and death - brushes is important.
released September 26, 2017
All music by Vlayman except as listed.
Conceived by Vlayman, played by Vlayman, derranged by Vlayman prodooshed by Vlayman, roadied by Vlayman, recorded by Vlayman, assisted by Vlayman, mixed by Vlayman, masturd by Vlayman, refreshments by Vlayman, listened to by?
Fartwerk by Beans on Toast
All activities at Feta Central Recording DDL, 9-23-17 thru 9-25-17, except #5 re-mixed a few times through 9-26-17 and I still ain't satisfried ...
ADULT WARNING: "adult lyrics", because yer kids would hafta be aiight to even find this shite, and you may think yer too "mature" to diggit. Also, I sing "f*ck" a lot and about bondage and murder - you know, Dizzknee themes.
1. A Better Knot 04:10
2. Eradicate 03:30
3. Walkin' on Air 03:41
4. Got Away 04:00
5. Different in the Dark 04:20
Teeth, hair, snares and death - brushes is important.
released September 26, 2017
All music by Vlayman except as listed.
Conceived by Vlayman, played by Vlayman, derranged by Vlayman prodooshed by Vlayman, roadied by Vlayman, recorded by Vlayman, assisted by Vlayman, mixed by Vlayman, masturd by Vlayman, refreshments by Vlayman, listened to by?
Fartwerk by Beans on Toast
All activities at Feta Central Recording DDL, 9-23-17 thru 9-25-17, except #5 re-mixed a few times through 9-26-17 and I still ain't satisfried ...
ADULT WARNING: "adult lyrics", because yer kids would hafta be aiight to even find this shite, and you may think yer too "mature" to diggit. Also, I sing "f*ck" a lot and about bondage and murder - you know, Dizzknee themes.
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1. Crazy Looks Like Fun 03:50
2. It's Gotta Line Up 03:23
3. My Bartender 03:22
4. Right Outside the Door 03:33
5. Jimmy Says 03:39
6. Sleeper Daze 04:29
7. 32nd Floor (No more) 03:46
8. Defenseless 03:42
9. Your Adrenaline 03:58
We are greatly embarrassed. We have behaved insensitively at times, and we accept responsibility for that,
though we do not believe that all of the allegations are accurate.
released November 23, 2017
Drums: snarl
Other shite: Vlayman
Drums recorded in Portland, the rest at Feta Central DDL where mixing, masturding and fartwork also got perpetrated.
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1. gRabbit (A Nasty Habit) 03:37
2. Unhinged 04:08
3. Feelin' Like (I Been) 04:05
4. Options 04:40
5. A Silent Violence 03:39
6. Black Francis 04:09
7. Hey, Man 04:33
8. Hey-ey-ey-ey, Oh 03:52
9. Joey Ran 04:22
10. The Dog & The Wolf 04:35
11. The Ballad of Roy Moore 04:22
We keeps gettin' older, and louder. And we ain't drink anymore, only we ain't drink any less. Plus, we ain't sleep much, but we rock.
released December 29, 2017
Drums: Jimmy "UPS" C.
Gtrs: Tom "IBM" S.
Other shite: Mick "STFU" V.
Writ, recorded, overdubbed, edited, mixt, re-mixt, re-re-mixt, masturded at FetaCentral, DDL.
Fartwerk: Jose Jones
Beers and whiskey was consumered in the making of this, and many bottles were killt. And brain cells. And some timpanic membranes, mebbe.
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1. Same to Me (It's all the) w/ Grankspoine 04:03
2. The Lysol Man 03:12
3. R.F.A. w/ Grankspoine 03:59
4. My Best Guess 04:11
5. Closing Time (Right around) 08:08
6. Better Days (I seen) 03:50
7. Bomp Bomp Hoo 03:42
8. Chicago State of Mind 05:00
9. What Do the Women 03:55
10. Sompin' Fast 05:36
We drink good beer and sometimes whiskey and we jam and then edit and overdub with wine or gin (olives & onyums) with what we also mix and masturd. And coffee (with whiskey).
credits
released February 9, 2018
Drums: Jimmy the C.
Guitars (BV's on 9): Tommy the S.
Bass, Vox (Gtrs on 5, 7, 10): Mickey the V.
Keys, Gtrs, Horns (1, 3): Nicky the M. (UK)
Writ, recorded, overdubbed, mixt, masturd at Fetacentral Recording, DDL
Fartwerk by Jose Jones
c. '18
Dedicated to the memories of Greg Allman, Chuck Berry, Leonard Cohen, Chris Cornell, Pat Dinizio, Tom Petty and Prince. We hope you hear a little bit of all of 'em in this.
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1. Turn Me Over 03:28
2. The Cheese w/ WRC 03:43
3. One and Done 03:24
So WRC sent Vlayman a cool drum track and he wrote a song and sent it to Granx who did some work and sent it back. Then Granx and Vlayman did it two more times and Granx said it should be a E.P. so Vlayman mixt and masturded it and got Sr. Jose Jones drunk on some *vino de caja* and he conceived the fartwerk and then Grankspoine birthered it.
All this shite c. '18.
released February 25, 2018
Keys, guitars, horns: Grankspoine (London, UK)
Bass, vox: Vlayman (Chicago, IL)
Drums #3: W.R. Cantrell (Houston, Tx)
Recorded where it was played. Mixt & masturded at Fetacentral Recording DDL by Vlayman.
Fartwerk by Grankspoine, from a Jose Jones poot.
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1. Story Book 03:34
2. Day for Night 03:24
3. Your Incivility w Mark C. 03:51
4. It'll Keep 03:22
5. Competent 03:19
6. Devil's Breath 04:05
7. 8 Tracks & Six Packs 04:39
8. Alike 04:59
9. The Show 03:20
10. Like I Care 04:18
More shite, alike to the rest of the shite ...
released March 26, 2018
Drums: nettage
Rhythm Guitar on #3: Mark C.
The rest of the noize: Yo
Writ, Recorded, Derranged, Mixt, Masturded at FetaCentral DDL sorta kinda around Chi-town.
Fartwerk By Jose Jones, using a photo from Brent Smth (thanx!)
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1. Being Crazy 03:41
2. A Real Sharp Hoe 03:39
3. Boilin' Bunnies (w Cline) 04:00
4. All My Exes (w Silversmith) 04:47
5. My Bulldozer 03:32
6. Pussy Hat (Girl Inna) 03:08
7. The Fights 04:25
Azza wannabe would-be whiskey rock-n-roller, I was sorta kinda mebbe inspired by L. Skynyrd here, even if it ain't hardly-like sound thataway.
All the widdle is dedicated to Grankspoine - "Seeya on the next one."
credits
released April 25, 2018
Drums on "All My Exes": Silversmith (Canada)
Guitars on "Boilin' Bunnies": Mark Cline (California)
The first line on "The Fights" nearly quotes Sunshine - really, that's her name.
Other than the above, all was writ, recorded, mixt, masturd and otherwise messed-up at FetaCentralRecording DDL on the *south*-side of Chi, by Vlayman between 4-13 and 4-25-18.
Fartwork by Jose Jones
1. Being Crazy 03:41
2. A Real Sharp Hoe 03:39
3. Boilin' Bunnies (w Cline) 04:00
4. All My Exes (w Silversmith) 04:47
5. My Bulldozer 03:32
6. Pussy Hat (Girl Inna) 03:08
7. The Fights 04:25
Azza wannabe would-be whiskey rock-n-roller, I was sorta kinda mebbe inspired by L. Skynyrd here, even if it ain't hardly-like sound thataway.
All the widdle is dedicated to Grankspoine - "Seeya on the next one."
credits
released April 25, 2018
Drums on "All My Exes": Silversmith (Canada)
Guitars on "Boilin' Bunnies": Mark Cline (California)
The first line on "The Fights" nearly quotes Sunshine - really, that's her name.
Other than the above, all was writ, recorded, mixt, masturd and otherwise messed-up at FetaCentralRecording DDL on the *south*-side of Chi, by Vlayman between 4-13 and 4-25-18.
Fartwork by Jose Jones
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1. The Place Between 02:19
2. Coulda Told You 03:49
3. Strapped 03:25
4. Mary's Thing 04:39
5. Her Sweet Fingertips 03:34
6. Penalizer 03:36
7. Peeping Tom 04:04
8. With Feeling 03:25
9. Cannon Smoke 04:06
released May 23, 2018
Drums was found, them jes' downloaded theyselves, I swearit.
Everything else including the belches is yo.
Recorded and shite at Feta Central Recording, DDL
Fartwerk: Jose Jones
Recommended playback level 10dB
Recommended ETOH level 110
c.'18 Vlayman
Dedicatered the memory of someone I'm tryna forgot, and the guy was gonna do guitar on #9 but apparently forgoted.
all rights reserved
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Feelin' punky, feelin' like it rubs, feelin' farve-beanish, feelin' the need to be loud as fuck, feelin' sweaty, feelin' like I just ate a horsemeat pie as I kissed the sky.
released June 25, 2018
Drums: WTFK
All else: Yo
Mixt, masturd, writ, recorded, prodooshed, agonized over (not) and uploaded from
FetaCentralRecording, DDL
1. Toys (She likes her) 03:54
2. Lotion Job 03:08
3. Trollin' 02:48
4. Be My Dog 03:07
Fartwerk by Jose Jones
c.'2018 Vlayman
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1. She'Nyah (Super Kid) 04:59
2. Oh, Yep! 03:35
3. Scratchin' at My Door 03:41
4. I Need Work 03:49
5. Where the Heavy Breaks 03:56
This here is heartfelt. This here is the sound guitars
make when they feed pedals destroying amps.
This is the sound of a new (to me) bass and some
really old pre-amps and compressors, tubes and strings.
This here is noisy. I pro'ly ain't made that clear so,
I'll say it this way: This here is NOIZY.
So, please, set it to play loud, and then turn it up some, aiight.
Finally, poopie language warning: kids, don't let yer moms hear this.
released July 24, 2018
All noises by Vlayman and his toys except the drummage, what was nettage (edited).
All songs by Vlayman except lyrics co-writ with L. Bradley Schwartz on
"She'Nyah (Super Kid)".
Writ, derranged, playt, recurded, mixt, masturd at FetaCentralRecording DDL, July 4-23, 2018.
Fartwerk by Jose Jones.
c. 2018, all rights reserved, all rites observed.
1. She'Nyah (Super Kid) 04:59
2. Oh, Yep! 03:35
3. Scratchin' at My Door 03:41
4. I Need Work 03:49
5. Where the Heavy Breaks 03:56
This here is heartfelt. This here is the sound guitars
make when they feed pedals destroying amps.
This is the sound of a new (to me) bass and some
really old pre-amps and compressors, tubes and strings.
This here is noisy. I pro'ly ain't made that clear so,
I'll say it this way: This here is NOIZY.
So, please, set it to play loud, and then turn it up some, aiight.
Finally, poopie language warning: kids, don't let yer moms hear this.
released July 24, 2018
All noises by Vlayman and his toys except the drummage, what was nettage (edited).
All songs by Vlayman except lyrics co-writ with L. Bradley Schwartz on
"She'Nyah (Super Kid)".
Writ, derranged, playt, recurded, mixt, masturd at FetaCentralRecording DDL, July 4-23, 2018.
Fartwerk by Jose Jones.
c. 2018, all rights reserved, all rites observed.
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