Vlayman (latest)

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1. Drinkin' with the Dogs 03:36
2. FF Strange 03:48
3. Drivin' You Away 03:53
4. The Way of It 04:12

Is the the beginnerin' of the endage, or the end of ever'fookin'thang, or nevermoreatallexecpt,
or a paws of the Greater Celestial Poozy, or a anomalous attempt at nuffin'? You deicide, cuz
we is alive, mebbe, and She jes' mightcoul'be.

c.' 19
credits
released March 9, 2019

Drums and 'tude: JimC
Guitars and 'ludes: TomS
Alltherest and snoozes: Vlayman


Writ, playt, mixt, masturd, sequenced at FetaCentralRecording DDL somewhere souf o' Chi-town, yo

Fartwerk by Jose Jones

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1. Chaos (Let's Go) 04:04
lyrics buy track
2. Exit 03:20
3. Paper Tiger 03:30
4. Ride Away 04:04
5. Lightning Rod 03:51

We wanna Trexit and a Brumpeachement, see.

released April 19, 2019

All bass, vox, loops, production, sequencing, masturding by Vlayman at Feta Central Recording DDL, south of Chi;
All else by Grankspoine in Ye Merry Olde except:
"Exit" MIDI bass: Grankspoine
"Paper Tiger" drums: JimC
Fartwerk: Grankspoine

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1. DemoRepub 03:18
2. Hippie Dip w JimC 03:49
3. The Way of It w Silversmith 03:34
4. Remember You 04:06
5. The 30 Cent Cure 04:31
6. Doncha Walk Out 04:36
7. Nuthin' Better to Do 03:33
8. The Bottom 04:00
9. 30 Covers, My Arse (instrumental) 04:30
10. All of Yer Daughters w Silversmith 04:11

Well da blooze thang fell apart, the psychobilly boys never called back, and here I is, still writin', playin', recordin'.

released May 17, 2019

All yo except as credited (JimC and Silversmith play drums as listed).
Writ, playt, recurded, mixt, masturd, sequenced at FetaCentralRecording DDL, souf of Chi.
Fartwerk by Jose Jones.
Dedicated to the one-eyed glove

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1. Daisy Daisy 03:29
2. Penguin 03:46
3. I Eat Dreams 06:41
4. Never to Be 03:03
5. Cataclysm 04:03

Independence Day week project.

Only a few brain cellses was killt during the making hereof.

released July 6, 2019

Downloaded drums edited, and all else, by yo.
Writ, recorded, mixt, masturd, sequenced at
FetaCentralRecording DDL, souf of Chi,
7-1 thru 7-5-19.

Artwerk by Jose Jones.

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My new band.



1. Hold My Beer 03:45
2. Take Me All the Way 04:09
3. The High Road 03:56
4. Give It to Me 04:11
5. Right Here (Meet Me) 03:21
6. Process 03:42
7. You Know Ever'thing 04:25
8. Wishes Are for Fountains 04:19
9. Red Pill 04:39
10. Out There Thing 02:56

Aiight, so was this C/L ad axin' for "Geezers to Rock" what someone put up and, bein' geeze'd sounded ok so we answered it and here is what we made.
released July 13, 2019

S.: guitars and beer
T.: guitars and beer
V.: bass and whiskey and shite
Drums: Vezina on #'s 2,3; JimC on #1
Special guest: Ouzo

Writ, playt, recorded, mixt, masturd, sequenced at FetaCentralRecoring DDL, souf of Chi, 6-15 thru 7-13-19.
c. '19
Fartwerk by Jose Jones.
all rights reserved

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1. A Black Sleep 03:42
2. ICU 03:34
3. The Palace 04:00
4. Rainmaker 03:29
5. Courage 03:30

I just keep tryna be louder, see ...

released September 2, 2019

Drums is nettage, all sounds (including fretless bass - ain' I gettin' better?) is me, what also wroted, derranged, recorded, mixt, masturd and randumbly sequenced ever'thang.

Fartwerk, as always, is by Jose Jones.

Only a bottle of gin was killt in the making hereof, altho a lotta time was wasted re-recording guitar parts - so, no thanx to Sam for that.
license

all rights reserved

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1. My Worst Instincts 03:28
2. Ghostin' Me 03:41
3. On High 05:15
4. fashie bae - feat. Andy M 03:43
5. Confirmation Bias 04:44

with all the shootings, the politix, the enviro issues and other shite, what else canna poor boy do?

All sounds by yo except Silversmith of the North on drums on #4 and nettage as to the rest
Recorded, mixt, masturd, sequenced at FetaCentralRecording, DDL souf of Chi except Andy's drums was originally done on the tundra
Fartwerk by Jose Jones

released September 14, 2019

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1. How Were Ya 04:33
2. Indelible Scar 03:21
3. Honey Trap 05:34
4. Amber Happiness 05:01
5. Drug Problem (Everything Is Better) 03:31

the usual shite

released September 20, 2019

Everythin' is yo 'cept the drums was taked from Ron K.'s playin' and looped.
All recorded at Feta Central Recording DDL souf of Chi where also were done the writin', mixin', masturdin' and sequetializin'.
Fartwerk by Jose Jones.

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1. Deina kai Chara 03:36
2. Blood on the Baby 04:01
3. Bad Lads 04:05
4. The Worst Thang 04:07
5. Friend, Luna 03:14

They met on anuvver Planet, dedicated to doing what they wanted, destined to, even, and then they came and they wreaked havoc, and they was knowed as bad lads ...

released October 5, 2019

Bad Lad Grankspoine: keys, guitars, horns, percussion, derrangments, sequencing, knife-work
Bad Lad Vlayman: all else and bludgeons

Produced, recorded, mixt, masturd at FetaCentralRecording, DDL Chicago, IL except BLG's stuff done in London, UK

Fartwerk: a St. Werther's alum

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1. Pull It Off 03:28
2. Ain't No Heroes 06:28
3. Damn Shame 03:44
4. Some Change 04:00
5. How I Play 03:57

When I told a ol' friend of many bands about this, he said, "But you don't play the blues."

He's correct - this is some blooze.

released October 12, 2019

Ever'thin' by yo at FetaCentralRecording DDL, souf of Chi.

Fartwerk by Jose Jones.

No aminals was harmed during the making of this collection, but I did kill a relationship - OK, two.



Thanx to pinot grigio, seagrams extra dry, tullamore do, evan williams and peychaud.

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1. Big Gurl 04:40
2. To The End 04:28
3. God's Six 03:57
4. Dull Yer Shine 03:18
5. Coffee Boy 03:44

What happens when yer daughter works at St*rb*cks.

released November 10, 2019

All by me, with the integral assistance of a lotta caffeine and booze, except drums on 3 by Snarl, drums on 4 by Ken D-S, drums on 5 by Kris,
Everything done at FetaCentralRecording DDL, souf of Chi.
Fartwek by Jose Jones.

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1. Sell the Gun_Vlayman w TomS 03:53
2. Santa Muerte_Vlayman w Silvie 03:03
3. I'm Buyin'_Vlayman 03:44
4. Hard for Me_Vlayman 03:06
5. Snard Song_ Vlayman 03:36
6. Ya Got Off Easy_Vlayman w TomS 09:11

All noises yo except TomS guitars on 1 and 6, tambo on1, Silvie drums on 2.
Writ, Played, Recorded, Produced, Mixed, Masturd, Sequenced in Chi except Silvie's drums in Commanda, Canookia.

Fartwerk by Jose Jones.

released January 19, 2020

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Vlayman. I like your tunes. Especially love how productive you are. Good stuff.

Your album covers that look like they were made 95’ Microsoft Paint made me not want to listen for a while... but this really isn’t an artist/Adobe forum is it?

Keep it up!

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And yer correct: all are MS Paint, except the scumble stuff.

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1. How Ya Do the Blues 04:00
2. Dead Weight 03:29
3. Motor 04:39
4. Outta Line 04:19
5. Ten Foot Ladder 03:48

Right, so we had annuver guitarist, RD, did TS and yo, for this much.

Drums: nettages
Bass and vox: yo
Left guitar: RD
Right guitar: TS

All recorded, mixt, masturd, prodoodshed, sequenced at FetaCentralRecording, DDL in December '19 thru January '20.

Fartwerk by Jose Jones

released January 26, 2020