The Onion echoes my recent End Rant
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The Onion echoes my recent End Rant
Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-ju ... -go,20682/
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Re: The Onion echoes my recent End Rant
So good!TapeOpLarry wrote:Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-ju ... -go,20682/
"And I know this cello player I can call to do some overdubs when I get back," continued Ruskin, later adding that he has already made the ill-advised decision to layer his own voice dozens of times on every track so that the album will reach its full potential as an incoherent, pompous mess that no one will be able to listen to for more than 30 seconds. "God, this thing is going to be just the absolute worst."
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These are easily two of my favorite publications on the planet.TapeOpLarry wrote:Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-ju ... -go,20682/
Every time something comes on my iPod and it's really terrible, it's invariably a cut from that "Pitchfork 500" compilation.T-rex wrote:That song sample sounds like everything on pitchforks top 20 list. . .
Also: I am now reminded of these two gems:
http://www.theonion.com/video/youtube-c ... -vi,14288/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-ca ... uit,11185/
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One of my favorite Onion articles
"Pitchfork gives music a 6.8"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pitchf ... c-68,2278/
"Pitchfork gives music a 6.8"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pitchf ... c-68,2278/
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One of my favorites of a similar ilk:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/matchb ... -lon,1226/
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Haha, yeah. Serendipitously, The Onion just came out with their "Summer Music Issue" this week. It's mostly reprints of older music related articles, so I'm guessing they're taking the week off to ride the Cyclone or something.
Anyway, here's an oldie-but-goodie that popped up:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report ... ning,5697/
Anyway, here's an oldie-but-goodie that popped up:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report ... ning,5697/
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At the risk of sounding like an eyeless cave dweller, what is this "Pitchfork" of which you speak?
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http://pitchfork.com/CurtZHP wrote:At the risk of sounding like an eyeless cave dweller, what is this "Pitchfork" of which you speak?
May your eyes be opened, to the Glory of a Music Review Website.
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it's basically this: http://hipsterrunoff.com/CurtZHP wrote:At the risk of sounding like an eyeless cave dweller, what is this "Pitchfork" of which you speak?
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